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Prologue
Queen – Everything changed when SHE came. Alice. You must know Alice. Who doesn’t know
that despicable creature! She ruined EVERYTHING! The Hatter said there was a muchness that
made her belong…..he loved her. Why shouldn’t he? He loved her the way a father loves a
daughter. He is insane now, went mad. He could not handle the many times Alice came and
went from Wonderland. Everyone knows when you go through the looking glass you lose your
memories, doesn’t make a difference if you are coming or going – your mind will always begin –
empty. My Wonderland was so utterly perfect before Alice came to ravage it. She bewitched
them all. The Cheshire Cat, the Caterpillar, her faithful flustered rabbit, the hatter and the white
queen….they all belonged to HER. And what am I left with now? I am someone who was left to
be forgotten….I don’t know how long I’ve been here, but I remember the day SHE arrived.
Everyone was waiting for her………
(BAM BAM)
WELCOME TO WONDERLAND
Alice – Mr. Rabbit, Wait! (Alice runs in and is caught with all the Characters)
Welcome to Wonderland
My god it's half past eight
Who cares if you came late
We don't care where you've been
You're gonna fit right in
A little fun detour
A little crazy, sure
Don't get all insecure
ALICE:
Please start making sense
ALICE:
Wait, I think you think I think I'm dreaming
And when I wake up I'll wake up screaming
ALICE:
Ok, someone tell me what's the deal here
Welcome to Wonderland
This is your new address
You'll love it more or less
No time to decompress
ALICE:
Get me out of here
Welcome to Wonderland
Where everything you see
I mean from "A" to "Z"
Ain't what it seems to be
Welcome to Wonderland
Set phasers up to stun
Turn off the lights when done
Good luck and thanks a ton
Ciao, baby, gotta run
SERVER 2/Time: (Rudely.) You’re wasting our time! Sit down! (ALICE sits.) Now what ya
want?
We are at your service, Madame. What do you desire?
SERVER 1/Time: We also have excellent mud pies. Made with real mud. I know just what you
need. You’ll love it! (to Audience) She’s not going to like it!
Alice – the service in this establishment really stinks! (Handed a Bottle) Drink me! Responsibly.
You'll awake
RABBIT: Tardy again! I can never be on time! That’s the story of my life! (To ALICE.) Do
you have the correct time?
(ALICE looks at her watch.)
RABBIT: Why am I always Tardy? Tardy is bad! On time is good! Early is better!
(STAGE MANAGER enters left holding a sign that says “Subway.” HE points left.)
Oh. That sign.
ALICE: Unless the sign’s wrong, that’s the subway. You can go uptown, downtown or
crosstown.
RABBIT: Okay, here’s a tricky question. Which way is the airport? (ALICE points upstage.)
ALICE: Wait! You dropped something earlier! Your glove and fan……(Exits left.)
TIME
TIME:
TIME: Street smarts? We’re talking about “Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland!” Not
“Law and Order!” (Or other familiar urban-setting story.)
STAGE MANAGER: Sorry.
TIME: (Begs on hands and knees.) Please don’t replace me! My Aunt Hilda came all the way from
Cleveland (Or other location.) just to see me!
STAGE MANAGER: Look man, I only work here.
TIME: I won’t be boring anymore! I promise! And I can make the story really interesting,
and up to date.
RABBIT: There you are. I’ve been looking everywhere for you. You can take my luggage to
the hotel suite. My tuxedo is to go to the dry cleaners, and you are to take my sweat pants
and hoodies to the laundry mat. For dinner I will have carrot cake, followed by carrot stew
and a glass of carrot juice. Carrots on the half shell would make a nice appetizer. Well?
Get on with it!
(HE points right. ALICE exits right and returns with an armful of luggage.)
ALICE: Where do you want this?
RABBIT: Don’t you listen? Mary Ann what has gotten into you these days?
ALICE: I’m not MaryAnn!
RABBIT: Then why are you carrying my luggage?
(RABBIT exits left, followed by ALICE. CATERPILLAR enters right, sits in lotus position and
meditates.)
ALICE: I’m not carrying your luggage! (Throws luggage off stage)
COMPANY
Who are you?
ALICE
A tenant, I don?t suppose you are the super
CATERPILLAR
Who are you?
COPMANY
Who are you?
ALICE
Apartment 8A, as in Alice
Look I can see or find a service elevator
But I'm hoping that whatever comes down must go up
CATERPILLAR
Who are you?
COMPANY
Who are you? are you?
ALICE
Seems that I should be asking you that question
CATERPILLAR
Identity is a tricky, tricky business
You think you are somebody till suddenly you are not
You are not your name and you are not your address
Cause the you who you remember is who you forgot
ALICE
The way you talk sounds like a fortune cookie
Instead of how things really are
COMPNAY
Tell us who are you
CATERPILLAR
Well pardon me let's to look and see
You That you been Work and working out to far
Life is like jazz, things
Are always changing
Just when you learn the tone is time to modulate
Razzamatazzriffs arrearangin when the
You better sing it in tune
Melody is simple, then doný complicate
COMPANY
So who are you? You?
Tell us True, Tell us True
ALICE
It is just me or only speaks in riddles?
And never answer me at all
CATERPILLAR
The more things change, the more they stay the same
From a distance you look smaller, but you are just as tall
COMPANY
Tell us who are you?
CATERPILLAR
So who are you? I´ll repeat, repeat the question
COMPANY
So tell us who you are?
CATERPILLAR
Are you prepared to tell me what you are looking for?
COMPANY
Tell us what you are looking for?
CATERPILLAR
OOH ooh
Hear what Im saying girl,
You think we brought you here so you can sit back and relax?
COMPANY
Be you ever so quick
With vision keen
By your eyes we are never seen
Unless per chance
It should comes to pass you
see our reflection in a looking glass
CATERPILLAR
Tell you what cha do
Every time or two
While you are passing through
From your point of view
Find out
COMPANY
Who are you?
Caterpillar ”Hear what I am saying girl! Think why we have brought you here?
Catepillar - You followed the rabbit didn’t you – they always follow the rabbit! No pay attention
– time is running out and you are running late
Alice – Late ?
Alice "This place is so confusing and I've changed so much today. I feel as though my head
were on backwards. "
Caterpillar “Really now some one with their head on backwards that would be worth my time,
show me.”
Alice "Well, I didn't mean it literally. No ones head can really be on backwards.”
Caterpillar ”hmff you would be surprised. I once saw a man do a trick like that.”
Alice "really?!”
Caterpillar ”really”
Alice "and you’ll be a beautiful butterfly and you’ll get married and have little Caterpillars of
your own to take care of "
Caterpillar "I t is time you were on your way
Alice “Please help me If you won’t tell me how to leave could you tell me how to find the white
rabbit? He’s the one I followed here. Maybe he can help me find a way out."
Caterpillar - Go with the flow – your on Wonderland savings time now, besides you cant get
home until you find the answer to the question
Caterpillar – find out – who are you. (black out) Listen carefully Great danger lies ahead for
you, darkness and despair – your heart will be filled with no hope
Alice – and?
CHESIRE CAT
ALICE:
What a news flash!
Cat
I see you see how it is
The best laid plan of the mouse and man
Is to improvise the things you plan to do,
Get used to life on the brink
Way out on a limb
You don't need to think when it's sink or swim
No hesitating, no sense waiting
Why not jump right in and let the rhythm take you
Where you go with the flow
You used to be the best muchacha there was
Before you got so dazzled by all the buzz
The you you used to be you gotta go find
The part of you that somehow got left behind
Turn up the music and put the top down
Let the convertible cruise Get some amigos
And close the shop down
And then listen what El Cato says to you
My little Alice, be wise
You live on the ledge
BOTH:
You don't analyze about the cutting edge
Cat:
Shut up and listen to what's missin'
Till you hear the you you used to be
and then finally
You go with the flow
You don't fight the tide
Then let your intuition be your guide
Get back in your groove, then things improve when
You have decided to stop fighting it and
Finally you go with the flow
Don't need a lesson to stop your stressin'
Don't need a Ph.D
For you to heal it, you gotta feel it
Get it together and then let it be
ALICE:
Get into gear
CAT:
Get some amigos and close the shop down
And then close your eyes and improvise a tranquilizer
Go with the flow
BOTH:
You go with the flow
COMPANY:
Go with the flow
You don't fight the tide
Then let your intuition be your guide
Get back your groove, then things improve when
You have decided to stop fighting it
and finally you go with the flow
CAT:
You must learn to seize opportunities
There's no undertow going with the flow
Alice – If I never see you again, come visit me, you know how to get to Queens?
Cat – Nope
Cat – Nada
Alice – but he’s the one who got me into this mess, hey you Rabbit!
Rabbit – Hey you – Homosapien! Demeaning isn’t it? Any way I cant stop to talk to you, Im
Tardy Im Tardy!
ALICE: Then another few minutes won’t make all that much difference.
RABBIT: That is so true. How can I be of any persistence –er insistence –er help to you?
RABBIT: You sound like another whiney teenager I heard about from my friend Mr. Scare S.
Crow. Home, eh? Mmm. Best follow me!
RABBIT: Of course we have Mary Ann. I just saw you do it. It’s time that stood still, that’s all.
RABBIT: Oh That sound’s nice but we’re here, you have arrived, welcome….
Knave - I don’t know, it’s a bunch of people trying to get rid everything and everyone and
they haven’t a clue what to put in its place
Alice - What are they called?
Knave - The tea party
Alice - I don’t understand?
Knave - Its the mad tea party
You know, the tea, is all the way from India, you see
Knave – there the mArch Hare, he kinda watches thing for the Mad Hatter Hare! This strange
later is from NY
Hare - We're booked straight up thru the apocalypse Name of the reservation?
Alice - Alice
Hare – (Evil laugh) – there is only one Alice, the mad hatter will want to meet you!
Low tea, high tea ... drink your own but don't drink my tea
If there's tea well then it must be
Hare – Sit!
Hatter:
Hatter:
While I redefine
I have a dream,
Company -
What is true what is not
Hatter -
ALL -
Uppercase, double-spaced
But to participate,
Let me reiterate
Hatter -
Under Wonderland,
ALL -
Hatter -
I am where you belong,
All -
Hatter -
Alice Oh dear, this is very uncomfortable. Im about to have tea with someone who
wants world domination. Not a very good role model is he?
Hatter and
Hare[together]: No room! No room!
Alice:
There’s plenty of room!
[Alice sits down in an armchair at the end of the table next to the Hare.]
Hare:
[encouragingly] Have some wine
Hatter:
[Taking his watch out of his pocket and looking at it uneasily.] What day
of the month is it?
Hare:
[After consideration] The fourth.
Dormouse:
[Sighing] Two days wrong!
Alice:
What a funny watch. It tells the day of the month, and doesn’t tell what
Hatter: o’clock it is.
Alice: Why should it? Does your watch tell you what year it is?
Alice: Of course you don’t. I dare say you never even spoke to Time.
Hatter: Perhaps not. But I know how to beat time when I learn music.
Alice: Ah, that accounts for it. He won’t stand beating. Now, if you only kept on
good terms with him, he’d do almost anything you liked with the clock. For
instance, suppose it were nine o’clock in the morning, just time to begin
lessons, you’d only have to whisper a hint to Time and round goes the clock
Alice: in a twinkling. Half past one, time for lunch!
Hatter: [To herself] I only wish it were.
Here, you borrow my spare watch… but you could keep it to half past one
Alice: as long as you liked.
Hatter: Time
[Shaking his head mournfully] No, No. We quarreled last March – just
Alice: before he went mad, you know.
Hatter:
Who went mad?
Hare:
Who are you? Mary Ann?
Hatter:
Yes, Yes, Mary Ann, I’ve heard something like it.
Hatter: You mean you can’t take less. It’s very easy to take more than nothing.
If you can’t be civil, you’d better finish the story for yourself.
Alice: Of course!
March Hare: Clean cup, clean cup, move down, move down, clean cup, clean cup, move down!
Mad Hatter: And now, my dear, something seems to be troubling you. Uh, won’t you tell
Alice: Again!
Alice: Riddles? Let me see now. Why is a raven like a writing desk?
Alice: But- but it’s your silly riddle! You just said…
Alice: A nice cup of tea, indeed! Well, I’m sorry, but I just have no time!
March Hare: The time, the time! Who’s got the time?
White Rabbit : No, no, no, no! No time, no time, no time! Hello, goodbye! I’m late! I’m
late!
Alice: The white rabbit!
Mad Hatter: Well, no wonder you’re late! Why, this clock is exactly two days slow!
Mad Hatter: Of course you’re late. Hahaha! My goodness. We’ll have to look into this.
A-ha! I see what’s wrong with it! Why, this watch is full of wheels!
White Rabbit : Oh, my poor watch! Oh, my wheels! My springs! But- but- but- but, but- but-
but… (The trio puts on Blue Lab Coats medical Gloves and Masks)
March hare: There’s only one way to stop a mad watch! (hitting the watch)
Alice: Of all the silly nonsense, this is the stupidest tea party I’ve ever been to in all
my life. Well, I’ve had enough nonsense. I’m going home. Straight home.
That rabbit. Who cares where he’s going anyway. Why, if it hadn’t been for
him I… Hmm, curious. I don’t remember this. Now let me see… Oh! Uh, no no, please.
No more nonsense. Now, if I came this way, I should go back this way!
Alice: (Sitting and crying) I wish I knew what made Wonderland so nonsensical.
Time: ( arrives via proof of glitter)(cough) I knew that was a bad idea (cough cough) I always get
it in my eyes (cough cough )and my nose (sneeze)
Time: I’m time haven’t you heard about me? People have been mentioning me this whole play.
Alice: Play?
Time: Never mind you wouldn’t understand, but since you don’t know me, let me introduce
myself. I am time.
Alice: I thought time was supposed to be an old man. You know father time?
Time: Well, you got that wrong sweetheart, and might I say how incredibly sexist of you. Have
you heard of the women’s rights movement?!
Alice: no
Time: Well, seeing as I am one of the very few somewhat sane people left here, I figured I would
be one of the best people to explain it to you.
Alice: I was not aware that there were any sane people here.
Time: Look, Sweetie, here you get what you get, and you don’t throw a fit. Now, Shut your
mouth and listen. In the beginning Wonderland was your average normal enchanted forest. There
were the talking animals, and the singing birds, and the princesses who frolicked through fields
of flowers. You know classic fairytale material ruled over by a kind king and queen. They had
everything: nice family, big home, portrait over the fireplace, jester fountain, balconies, little
Squire named Devon, everything. But one day the king and queen got terribly ill and died.
Everybody mourned for days and even Devon wore black. And Devon never wore black.
Time : Well, you see the something called the black plague seeped from the normal world into
ours. That terrible plague is one of the reasons why Wonderland and the normal world almost
never interact with each other anymore, and interdimensional communications have been shaky
at best. But the king queen had two daughters, twins, and in their death there was a power
vacuum. And both girls thought they deserved to be the ones to fill it. The girls were known as
lion and the unicorn. those were not actually their names that Is just what every one called them.
Lion was called so because of her ferocious temper and her unmatched courage not to mention
she was just plain scary. And the unicorn was known as such because of her kindness and her
role as peacemaker not to mention how she was terribly shy much like the real “mythical” beast.
My voice is getting kind of tired now so if you’ll just sit back relax and let me introduce you to
the wonderful future flashback.
Lion: Yes, it is quite unfortunate, but now I believe is Time to usher in a new era in Wonderland.
Unicorn: Yes, it is time for the rightful heir to take the throne.
Lion: indeed
Unicorn:so...
Lion: so.....
Unicorn: oh
Lion: oh um
Unicorn: oh..er so you think you are the rightful ruler of Wonderland?
Lion: of course
Lion: Well, for one thing I’m not a pushover who would give the peasants everything they want.
Unicorn:(Gasp) You take that back! You know I look terrible in tie-dye.
Unicorn: I think mother and father would’ve wanted me to rule the kingdom.
Lion: Well, for one thing, I’m much better leader material. I’m strong, brave, and I would lead
Wonderland to a new era of glory.
Unicorn: You mean you would bully them into a new era. I am kind and gentle. I would bring
peace to the Wonderlandeans. A Kingdom of harmony and happiness and and fabulousness and
adorable baby animals.
Time : Time is it a straight line it’s a bunch of Whibley wobbly tiny whiny stuff you don’t even
know what that’s a quote from dang it
Time : well anyways on that day unicorn and lion decided they were to different to rule the
kingdom together but neither would let the other rule it on their own
Time : On that day they went their separate ways. Since that fight there have always been
opposing sides in Wonderland. The domineering and courageous, but often angry (and
sometimes violent side) like the lion, and the peaceful, kind, and harmonious side like the
unicorn. Both sides are important parts of the equation, but divided neither is as powerful as they
could be. So for hundreds of years we’ve had a battle between the lions of life and the unicorns
of life, though now they are not represented by lions and unicorns but by the colors red and
white. Both sides want control over Wonderland. The Lion and unicorn, as you may have heard,
are the red and white queens. The red queen has most power now because of a terrible sadness
she inflicted on her sister the white queen.
Time : She kidnapped the white queen‘s daughter and banished her to the human realm.
Time: Yes, and since then the white queen has gotten even crazier, but the fight is gone from her
so the red queen has been slowly gaining more and more power over wonderland, terrorizing the
citizens. But her power is only façade. Without both sides neither achieves what they want. The
red does not have the strength and power it wants nor does the White side have the peace and
harmony it desires.
Time: No one knows. People say one day she will return to wonderland to dethrone the red
queen, but until then the Wonderlandeans live separate lives. Strong and courageous or kind and
peaceful- both sides, both red and white, have become distorted from what they want. White is
weak and too lenient, red is angry and cruel.
Mary Ann – Mother, Every single thing’s crooked — may I put your shawl straight for you?’
White Queen - I don’t know what’s the matter with it, It’s out of temper, I think. I’ve pinned it
here, and I’ve pinned it there, but there’s no pleasing it!’
MaryAnn - It can’t go straight, you know, if you pin it all on one side, ‘Come, you look rather
better now!
Little Red Queen : Do you know where mother and father are? I was supposed to meet them
now. I need to get fitted for my wedding dress.
Hatter: Your Mother and father died. You are not getting married.
Little Red Queen: Oh, is the wedding off then? (Looks around) oh what a lovely room. I feel
like I recognize it.
Hatter: it’s the looking glass, here above the mantle in the great room of the palace
Little Red Queen : Yes, looking glass. I remember you had a looking glass that I shoved your
daughter through.
White Queen – Thank you daughter, That’s the effect of living backwards, ‘it always makes one
a little giddy at first —’
White Queen — but there’s one great advantage in it, that one’s memory works both ways.
Mary Ann - I’m sure mine only works one way.. ‘I can’t remember things before they happen.’
White Queen - It’s a poor sort of memory that only works backwards
White Queen - ‘Oh, things that happened the week after next,’ ‘For instance, now,’ ‘there’s the
King’s Messenger, the Knave. He’s in prison now, being punished for a crime for helping
Auntie. and the trial doesn’t even begin till next Wednesday: and of course the crime comes last
of all.’
White Queen - ‘That would be all the better, wouldn’t it?’ They wrong, at any rate, and needed
to be punished. ‘And you were all the better for it, I know!
Mary Ann - There’s a mistake somewhere, why was Auntie punished so severely, what did she
do…..
The White Queen - ‘Oh, oh, oh!’ ‘My finger’s bleeding! Oh, oh, oh, oh!’
Mary Ann – Mother, ‘What Is the matter? ‘Have you pricked your finger?’
White Queen - ‘I haven’t pricked it yet, ‘but I soon shall…Just as you will soon leave------
Mary Ann – Leave, Mother you are silly, Im not going anywhere.
Hatter: I never had a daughter. You never got married. You became confused when mother and
father died.
Little Red Queen : But I remember it so clearly. You had a lovely little daughter.
Bell dings
White Queen - ‘Consider what a great girl you are. Consider what a long way you’ve come to-
day. Consider what o’clock it is. Consider anything, only don’t cry when we are apart!’
White Queen - Why, sometimes I’ve believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.
There goes the shawl again!’
Time - She looked at the Queen, who seemed to have suddenly wrapped herself up in wool.
Alice rubbed her eyes, and looked again. She couldn’t make out what had happened at all. Was it
real? Or was she sitting on the other side of the looking glass? There were so many other curious
things to think about.
Little Red queen : Everybody likes her so much cause she’s so nice and sweet, aShe insists on
marrying for “love When will she realize kindness is weakness?
(Walks to mirror)
Little Red queen : I bet one day I’ll be the most powerful person in Wonderland.
Ones own reflection is more dangerous than one thinks. I just had to get rid of your daughter
Hatter: For the last time, I dont have a daughter. Why do you insist I…..
Hatter – its is
Little Red Queen – Then you know time better than I do.
Song - TBA
Alice in Wonderland Act 2
Entr'Acte
CHESHIRE CAT:
Well, some go this way, and so
me go that way. But as for me,
myself, personally, I prefer the shortcut.
ALICE:
But... but what shortcut?
CHESHIRE CAT:
Watch.
CHESHIRE CAT: Well, go on, then. Go on. You can take a short
cut to the palace through the Queens Garden, It’s a wonderful....
If you can survive it.
ALICE:
ALICE: No.
ROSE: I do now.
Rose: I suppose so. I just... from the stories I have been told about
you, somehow, I thought you'd be less...
Rose: Well, you wouldn’t expect her to admit it. Would you?
Rose: Or go to root.
ALICE: Oh you two are ridiculous! I could pic up and take you
to a glass cup to live, for a short while and YOU – be careful, I
know a boy who uses nets to trap creatures with wings just to pin
them to a piece of square foam.
Alice: Oh, pardon me, but mister why must you paint them red?
Jack of Hearts: Huh? Oh! Well, the fact is, we planted the white
roses by mistake. And, the queen, she likes them red. If she see
this, she will raise a fuss and I will quickly lose my head.
Alice: Goodness!
the king .
SONG – Off with their Heads - The Queen of Hearts and
Company
So i say to you
With conviction
Noblesse oblige
My derrier
All together
And if you dare scoff, well then it's off with your head
Baby it's off off off off off off off off off off
Jack of Hearts: Oh, no! Your majesty! Please, it’s all her fault!
Queen – you , who are you, where do you come from and where
Queen: Look up, speak nicely, and don’t twiddle your fingers!
Turn out your toes. Curtsey. Open your mouth a little wider, and
always say ‘yes, your majesty Queen of the awesome bodacious
NAAAAAAACCCCHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOO
LIIIIIIIIIIIIBBBBREEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
That’s my name.
saying I fell down the rabbit hole and was trying to find my
way…
King – Oh Dear
Queen – do you not know all the ways here are MY way?! Off
Alice – No! I mean its rather sudden and I like my head where it
is.
King: Oh Sugar Cookie! consider, my Queen. Couldn’t she have
Queen – A game?
King: Well, just a… uh… little game? Please? For Me? Please
Rabbit - Hello Again mary ann, how do you like the game so far?
Queen: Simon Says stand up! Time for the second round. (Queen
that!
Queen – are you speaking to me or HER?
King – (looks at each one and says) You of course my lovely tart!
Queen -
Simon says, "hold one foot behind your back and wave your arms
All Rant – the hollow tree!, yes she must go and find the truth in
tree before Luke. This way Luke is unable to learn that the books
Knave – no no, Yoda would have known she took the books and
he feared that if Luke found out they were gone he would think
less of Rey and assume she was headed down the same path as
Kylo.
Jack of Hearts – That’s not right, Yoda burnt the tree to help Luke
let go. He said that Rey already had the books, just not in a way
strong with the dark side of the Force. A domain of evil it is. In
King – No,
All Men – May the force be with you, Live long and prosper, ET
phone home…..
Lights Out
Little Queen
Time -
White Queen - ‘Always speak the truth — think before you speak
— and write it down afterwards.’
Auntie - ‘That’s just what I complain of! You should have meant!
What do you suppose is the use of child without any meaning?
Even a joke should have some meaning — and a child’s more
important than a joke, I hope. You couldn’t deny that, even if you
tried with both hands.’
Auntie - ‘Nobody said you did,’ ‘I said you couldn’t if you tried.’
White Queen – Now sister, ‘She’s in that state of mind,’ ‘that she
wants to deny something — only she doesn’t know what to deny!’
Auntie - ‘We gave you the opportunity of doing it, ‘but I daresay
you’ve not had many lessons in manners yet?’
White Queen - And you do Addition?! ‘What’s one and one and
one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one?’
Auntie - ‘Your Majesty must excuse her,’ she means well, but
she can’t help saying foolish things, as a general rule.’‘She never
was really well brought up,‘but it’s amazing how good-tempered
she is! ‘A little kindness — and putting her hair in papers —
would do wonders with her —’
(The White Queen gave a deep sigh, and laid her head on Alice’s
shoulder.)
Auntie - ‘She’s tired, poor thing!’ I will Smooth her hair— and
sing her a soothing lullaby.
Red Queen – Hold Your tongue insolent girl. If you are not
careful; you will become my servant or better still – only a visitor
here in Wonderland, a distant memory….
Time -
Come and dine with the Red Queen, the White Queen, and me.”’
(Alice/Mary Ann walks towards the mirror each on the other side
reaching for one another)
Along with the Red Queen, the White Queen, and me!”’
Mix sand with the cider, and wool with the wine —
Queen of Hearts - You ought to return back the way you came
(Queen of Hearts pushes her towards the mirror)
Queen of Hearts - ‘I can’t stand this any longer!’ ‘And as for you,
‘I’ll shake you into the looking glass, that I will! and for the last
time!!!!
All -
Alice -
Through my own reflection
Past my imperfection
Theres an eightsquare waiting,
No more hesitating.
All -
Through the looking glass we go,
Where the world is in reverse,
And the ending always starts a new beginning,
Alice -
Company -
STAGE MANAGER: (Unsure.) Well ... I guess you should finish the story. Wake Alice up
from her dream. (Exits left.)
Time: Okay. Let’s finish the story. (Claps his hands to get everyone’s attention.) Come on,
people! We’re on a schedule here! Let’s move it! So Alice and her Sister went on their merry
way: through the park, across the street, past the doorman, up the elevator, and back home,
where they watched television and ate Doritos. And for a long time Alice often thought
about the dream she had in the park that day. And after a lot of thoughtful consideration she
reached the following conclusion: “man, that was a weird dream!”
(STAGE MANAGER enters.)
STAGE MANAGER: And that’s the way you’re going to end it?
Time: How should I end it?
STAGE MANAGER: I don’t know. Maybe with some poetry or something.
Time: You wanted street smarts.
STAGE MANAGER Well, now I want poetry.
Time: Okay. (To audience.)
Thus grew the tale of Wonderland:
Thus slowly, one by one,
Its quaint events were hammered out – And now the tale is done.
Stage Manager – oh Good – I’ve been double parked this whole time
Welcome to Wonderland
My god it's half past eight
Who cares if you came late
We don't care where you've been
You're gonna fit right in
A little fun detour
A little crazy, sure
Don't get all insecure
Welcome to Wonderland
This is your new address
You'll love it more or less
No time to decompress
Welcome to Wonderland
Set phasers up to stun
Turn off the lights when done
Good luck and thanks a ton
BOWS