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Scene One Advertisement and Science Video
---- Two workers are standing in front of the promethean while flashing footage of scientific
videos and creepy images are projected both on them and on the board. Both are wearing lab
WORKER 1
Do you want children but actually having intimate relations is too daunting? Well, new
technology has allowed for an alternative. These new designer babies are free from illnesses,
personalities, and other problems that can arise the “natural way.” Remember - no illnesses, so
no need for autism-causing vaccines! We have renovated the old technology of CRISPR to be
even more precise! We guarantee that they will probably love you. A recent survey found that
over 75% of new parents chose designer babies. And the program has a 15 - er, 95% approval
rating. You can get popular models like the Chanel Child, the Paris Hilton Infant, and the
----- During the dialogue the worker incorporates corporate skips and glitches, as well as static
as if something isn't quite right with the message they are portraying ----
WORKER 2:
CRISPR is a system that uses RNA, or ribonucleic acid, which controls how your protein is
made, and DNA, or deoxyribonucleic acid, which codes for a person’s traits. CRISPR is given a
strand of RNA and it finds the matching DNA strand. This essentially creates a find-and-replace
of your child’s personal DNA strand, allowing us to find any unwanted genes and remove or
replace them. This way, your baby’s natural genes in the nucleus are not harmed, but its genes
can still be changed. Here at Build-A-Baby, we provide all of this and more. Just give us a part
of you, that’s all we need. We’ll make you the baby you always hoped for. No more crying, no
more tantrums - with Build-A-Baby - your baby can be whatever you want.
---- Lesbian family is on stage right frozen. Straight Family SL. Kiah is on R of couch When the
MOM 1:
(Reading Vogue).
DAD:
Yes, honey?
MOM 1:
I read something quite interesting in my magazine - and before you say anything, it’s not about
DAD:
MOM 1:
Come on, darling! I don’t want a necklace, unless you’re offering. I want a baby! (Stand.) A
Honey, I was one of the first genetically modified babies.… don’t you remember what happened
with me?
MOM 1:
I know. You can’t have kids… but they have really modernized the process! The companies say
DAD:
TYeah, the companies say a lot of things, but I don’t want my child to grow up with the same
problems I did.
MOM 1:
DAD:
Ok.
MOM:
As the straights finish talking, they freeze. Lesbians unfreezed SR. MOM 2 and MOM 3 are
sitting at a table similar to the other family. MOM 3 is sipping coffee and MOM 2 is checking
her phone.
MOM 2: Have you seen this ad? Shows MOM 3 her phone.
MOM 2: Well, it’s for… well, you know IVF treatment, right? M2 turns back to M3 for IVF
treatment.
MOM 2: (Giving M3 the phone.) It’s called Build-A-Baby. They can make a baby for you with
your genes, and they can give it the properties you want! We have a new chance at a family!
MOM 2: It’s in the DNA. So we could give it my eyes and your hair. I’m sure the employees
Lights off. Music plays. A table is placed upstage right that was previously used by the first
couple. The workers all walk in single file and then face the stage at the same time. The workers
start to pass packages across the line to the end. When the last package is passed, the workers
get into the positions that they will be in for the next scene. The worker in the middle of the scene
is packaging them last baby. As he tries to put the baby (doll) into the box he fumbles and drops
the baby on the ground. As the baby hits the ground all the lights come back on, and the worker
freezes to look at the dropped baby. Work continues another worker enters as the first worker
leaves.
WORKER: Hey, could somebody pick that up?
Worker is sitting at desk staring out into the audience and smiling creepily. The lesbian parents
are sitting to one side in waiting chairs. They are looking at a brochure. Straight parents walk in
and sit down on the side of the worker, as the worker rotates the chair to face them. Both parents
MOM 1: (Looks over at DAD and smiles nervously before looking back at worker). Well, we
saw your ad in a magazine, and we were hoping to get one of our own!
WORKER: (Smiles) I’m sure we can arrange that for you! I’ll get my boss.
BOSS: (Comes in with the baby). Hello everyone! Well, as you can see, we have a wide variety
of choices here for you today. (Leading parents into room (stage left)). Here at Build-A-Baby,
we have many different models of babies for you to choose from depending on what personality
suits your family the best. We have different personalities like happy (pulls babies mouth up) sad
MOM 2: I think we are going for a pretty optimistic child. (MOM 3 agrees).
BOSS: Excellent! Our Happy model will work just fine. Now, would you like to see some of our
other specializations?
MOM 1: Oh absolutely!
BOSS: Great! We have the Academia package, which makes sure that your child has an affinity
for things like English, (BABY pulls out book) Math (BABY pulls out calculator) AND Science
(BABY pulls out test tube) and the sports package, which includes the Soccer and Football!
BOSS: (warily) Would you like the … animal package? (BABY puts on cat ears.)
MOM 1: NO! But I’d really love to have a deep bond with my child.
BOSS: Then the Family add-on is for you! This guarantees family dinner with your child until 16
DAD: 25 - Can we have a second? (BOSS takes one or two steps back). I’m not sure about this.
MOM 1: Sweetie, I love you, but the simple truth is that you can’t have a child and I can’t do
without one!
DAD: But resigning a child to the kind of teasing, diseases, and discrimination that I was put
MOM 2: It seems great! MOM 3 says nothing. Don’t you think so?
MOM 3: I don’t know. It’s expensive and quite honestly, something strikes me as a little off.
MOM 2: What are you talking about? Don’t you want a baby?
MOM 3: Of course I do! And I want nothing more than to have it with you, but messing with
MOM 2: Won’t you do this? For me? (DAD and MOM 3 look unsure but MOM 1 and 2 grabs
BOSS has clipboards on each hand as they sign on each side. Parents sign as BOSS smiles
DAD: Well I glad you’re happy dear. (Under his breath): She certainly wasn't cheap.
MOM 1: This is the best day of my life! Let’s name her Kaleigh.
MOM 1: Wait look dear she’s waking up! Come on dearie, say hello to your mommy and daddy.
DAD: What a perfect, happy child! She’s practically jumping with joy.
Lesbian scene 2:
MOM 2: (Bending down to see her baby/toddler face to face). Hey honey! Who’s so beautiful?
MOM 2: Obviously!
(MOM 2 and 3 look at each other in fear. MOM 3 grabs the manuel.)
MOM 3: It says that it has immunity to all allergies, and colds, and measles, for god’s sake,
what’s happening?
MOM 2: I don’t know, what else could cause coughing this bad?
MOM 3: (Googling it) It says here tuberculosis is the only thing that fits this description. But it’s
covered by vaccines.
MOM 3: It doesn’t say anything - wait, down here it - (MOM 2 grabs the manuel.)
MOM 2: “Adding immunity genes may lead to the development of sicknesses that are not
(MOM 2 AND MOM 3 assume some sort of sad picture pose w/BABY 1.)
Parents walk through the door smiling and/or laughing. One of them is holding the baby, and
they put it down in a crib in the middle of the room. Both of them lean on either side of the crib
and stare lovingly into the crib. Suddenly, the baby starts crying.
BABY: WahAHahhahaHAhHAh!!!
(Lights go out).
Works Cited
Stein, Rob. “Chinese Scientist Says He's First To Create Genetically Modified Babies
Using CRISPR”. National Public Radio.
https://www.npr.org/sections/health-shots/2018/11/26/670752865/chinese-scientist-says-hes-first
-to-genetically-edit-babies. Accessed 30 Apr.
Ly, Sarah. “Ethics of Designer Babies.” The Embryo Project Encyclopedia.
https://embryo.asu.edu/pages/ethics-designer-babies. Accessed 30 Apr.
“Designer Babies, PGD, Genetically Modified Babies, GM Babies.” New Hope Fertility
Center. h ttps://www.newhopefertility.com/designer-babies/. A
ccessed 30 Apr.
Agar, Nicholas. “Designer Babies Ethical.” Actionbioscience.
https://pdfs.semanticscholar.org/a25b/438e60e79fc1dc89f76dfaf1f02efe83378b.pdf. Accessed 30
Apr.
Interviews:
- Balla, Desiree. Interview. 29 Mar. 2019.
- Pedro, A. Interview. 29 Mar. 2019.
- Schuler, Greg. Interview. 27 Mar. 2019.