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II, Issue 19 • May 12, 2011

A Lynchburg Times investigation:

Bedford Secrets
• County researches line from Smith Mountain Lake to Forest
• Report reveals potential for millions in savings for county
• Supervisors kept water study hidden from public for months

Historic Anne Spencer


Garden ribbon cutting Best Friend Ball

Amherst
Crime Report

Bedford
Sheriff Goodlatte
LU, Va. lawsuits in court has a visitor on bin Laden

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of issues to be considered and Elizabeth will cover important role for humans by providing us with

Add your local event to some of the following topics: 1 - How to use the
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the entire painting (mismatches cause confusion). Corks & Forks from 5 p.m. to 8 p.m. at Historic

Calendar at MyLynchburg.net “The Young Man From Atlanta” from 7:30


p.m. to 9:30 p.m. at EC Glass High School. (See
Miller Claytor House, 2200 Miller Claytor Lane in
Lynchburg. www.lynchburghistoricalfoundation.
org “Corks & Forks” is one of the Lynchburg
Thursday, May 12, 2011 description May 12.) Historical Foundation’s most popular events! Enjoy
an evening under a festive tent sipping wine and
“The Young Man From Atlanta” from 7:30 p.m. to Saturday, May 14, 2011 sampling delectable food all while listening to the
9:30 p.m. at EC Glass High School, 2111 Memorial great sounds of the local band, Apple Butter. Seating
Avenue in Lynchburg. www.ECGlassTheatre.org Overeaters Anonymous meets at 9 a.m. in the is limited, so please RSVP bye Friday, May 6th by
The season closes with another Pulitzer Prize Carriage House of the St. Paul’s Episcopal Church, call the Lynchburg Historical Foundation office at
winner, Horton Foote’s poignant drama, The Young at the corner of 6th and Clay in central Lynchburg. 434-528-5353 or by visiting LynchburgTickets.com
Man from Atlanta. Set in Houston in the 1950’s, the OA is a fellowship of men and women who share Publisher & Editor:
play is the tragic story of a family facing loss-of- their experience, strength, and hope in our common Academy Players’ Chicago from 7:30 p.m. to 10 Dan McDermott
life, of business, of what they believe to be true and struggle against compulsive overeating. The only p.m. at Academy of Fine Fine Arts, 600 Main Street dan@lynchburgtimes.com
right. Other performances are at 7:30 p.m. May 10- requirement for membership is a desire to stop in Lynchburg. www.AcademyFineArts.com Book
13. Tickets are $10 for adults ~ $8 for students eating compulsively. There are no dues or fees. We by Fred Ebb & Bob Fosse. Music by John Kander,
follow a 12-step program of spiritual development Lyrics by Fred Ebb. Based on the play Chicago
Friday, May 13, 2011 patterned on that of Alcoholics Anonymous. For by Maurice Dallas Watkins. In roaring twenties
directions or info call Mary at 434-656-1472. Chicago, chorine Roxie Hart murders a faithless
Bluegrass Fridays from 6 p.m. to 10 p.m. at Newcomers are always welcome. lover and convinces her hapless husband Amos to
DeVault Family Vineyards, 247 Station Land in take the rap...until he finds out he’s been duped and
Concord. www.devaultvineyards.com Come join Prince Michel Winery Tour from 10 a.m. to 4 p.m. turns on Roxie. Convicted and sent to death row,
the crowd for some bluegrass music by Loose at Premier Limousine Service, LLC, 3727 Old Forest Roxie and another “Merry Murderess” Velma Kelly,
Gravel. This will be a great time for the whole family. Road in Lynchburg. www.premierlimousineservice. vie for the spotlight and the headlines, ultimately
There will be many fun things for the kids to enjoy, net Premier Limousine Service will drive you to a joining forces in search of the “American Dream”:
lifeguards will be on duty for the children to swim fun and in-depth tour and tasting at one of the east fame, fortune and acquittal. It’s one of Broadway’s
while you enjoy music and wine (for those over 21). coast’s more beautiful and acclaimed wineries. hottest musicals!
Wine tastings will be available and of course wine Includes a private tour of the production facilities
will be available for purchase. Feel free to bring including the barrel cave and massive tank room. A Evolution performs at The Stoney Badger Tavern Advertising Sales Manager:
your lawn chair and beach towel! seated wine tasting is followed by “free time” in the at 3009 Old Forest Rd. in Lynchburg. 434-594- Angie Buterakos
wine and gift shop or have lunch on the grounds. 3674 or stoneybadger.com For more information
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Elizabeth Bygler Oil Painting at Bower Center for Seating is limited. on Greg visit www.gregkirby.webs.com
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the Arts. Painting workshop: Creating an Original
Oil Painting from a Photo of your Choice” $150.00 Preservation Month: Architectural Restoration Wednesday, May 18, 2011
Enrollment: Min 6, Max 12 May 13 - May 15, 2011 Talk & Tour from 11 a.m. to 4 p.m. at Thomas
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Friday - May 13 7 p.m. 8:30 p.m. Meet & greet Jefferson’s Poplar Forest, 1542 Bateman Bridge Mountain Standard Time performs at The
Saturday & Sunday - May 14th & 15th. Critique at Road in Forest. www.poplarforest.org Two guided Stoney Badger Tavern at 3009 Old Forest Rd. in
the end of each day. Elizabeth Bygler has been a tours with the Director of Architectural Restoration, Lynchburg. 434-594-3674 or stoneybadger.com Dianne Tranks: 434-258-3326
professional artist and teacher for over 25 years and followed by a slide lecture. Tours: 11 a.m. and 2 For more information on Greg visit www.gregkirby. dianne@AdvertiseLynchburg.com
obtained a BA in Fine Arts from St. Mary’s College p.m. Free with regular admissions. Reservations webs.com
of Maryland. She is an experienced workshop required. Michael Bull: 540-660-1199
instructor and has given several workshops in Thursday, May 19, 2011 michael@lynchburgtimes.com
the local Bedford area. She also founded The Brookneal Wine Fest at Red Hill from noon to 6
Color and Light Society a non-profit corporation p.m. at Red Hill Patrick Henry National Memorial, The Comedy Zone Lynchburg from 6:30 p.m. to Alison Duvall: 540-551-2072
which allows emerging artists to work and show 1250 Red Hill Rd in Brookneal. www.redhill.org 10 p.m. at Kirkley Hotel Ballroom, 2900 Candlers alison@lynchburgtimes.com
together while experiencing ongoing educational 2011 Brookneal Wine Fest at Red Hill presented by Mountain Rd. in Lynchburg. 434-455-1319 www.
opportunities. Photographs as references are often the Brookneal Chamber of Commerce, the second comdeyzone-lynchburg.com Headliner - Jimmie Sceauncia Parr: 434-207-8581
tools of the painter; however, there are a number annual wine festival is being held on the beautiful “JJ” Walker “Dyn-o-mite” Rated “PG-13”
sparr@AdvertiseLynchburg.com:
grounds of Red Hill overlooking the Staunton River.
Stop by and see why Patrick Henry called Red Friday, May 20, 2011
Professional Disc Jockey Service
Hill “…the garden spot of Virginia.” Rain or shine
event. 150th Anniversary of First Civil War Burial Political Writer:
for Weddings, Reunions, Birthdays,
Anniversaries and Special Events. in Lynchburg from 9 a.m. to 5 p.m. at Old City
Herbology from 1 p.m. to 3 p.m. at Amazement Cemetery, 401 Taylor Street in Lynchburg. Emily Williams
Solid Gold Time Machine Square, 27 Ninth Street in Lynchburg. www. www.gravegarden.org On this day in 1861 Pvt. emily@lynchburgtimes.com
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Cemetery. First Annual Lynchburg VA Civil War Gun and of it’s skill and precision along with their graceful Sunday, May 22, 2011
Relic Show from 9 a.m. to 5 p.m. at The Shilling aerobatic maneuvers. The Blue Angels serve as
Friday Cheers from 5:30 p.m. to 9 p.m. at Center, Liberty University, 1971 University Blvd. in positive role models and goodwill ambassadors for Lynchburg Regional Airshow from 9 a.m. to 5
Riverfront Park, Jefferson Street in Lynchburg. Lynchburg. www.chaplainsmuseum.org Featuring: the U.S. Navy and Marine Corps. Enjoy parachute p.m. (See descriiption May 21.)
www.downtownlynchburg.com 2011 Kickoff Party. Civil War Artifacts, Relics, Memorabilia, Books, Art, demonstrations by the U.S. Army’s Special
Lynchburg Star contest 5:30 p.m. - 6 p.m. The Weapons, and much, much more. Special Feature: Operations Command The Black Daggers Global

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Worx takes the stage from 6 p.m. - 9 p.m. Gates Bring a personal heirloom for a free appraisal. Warriors, a Vintage Car Show before 1941 and
do not open until 5:30 p.m. A valid ID Required. Admission: $5 per person ~ $3 all students with ID Project “Vintage” Runway Fashion Show. Gates
Anyone under 18 must be accompanied by a legal ~ 12 and under free For more information contact: open at 9 a.m. Tickets are available for purchase
guardian. Chairs & Blankets are allowed. No pets, * Exhibitor’s - Rusty Hicks - (434) 944-2304 or at the Lynchburg Regional CVB. Cash or Check
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The Comedy Zone Lynchburg from 6:30 p.m. to Lynchburg Regional Airshow from 9 a.m. to 5 The Ellington, 421 Rivermont Avenue in Lynchburg.
10 p.m. at Kirkley Hotel Ballroom, 2900 Candlers p.m. at General Aviation (G.A.) side of the airport, www.theellington.org Mark your calendar to hear

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“JJ” Walker “Dyn-o-mite” Rated “PG-13” Lynchburg is set to host a regional airshow. The Door ~ $20 in Advance
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Overeaters Anonymous meets at 9 a.m. (See The U.S. Navy’s Flight Demonstration Squadron, 434-594-3674 or stoneybadger.com For more
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Bedford Supervisors instructed water


board to delay report’s release
Study reveals potential for millions in savings for county
By Emily Williams to a town. The board member explained that Lynchburg. In 2006, the Lynchburg City water sys-
The Lynchburg Times when the transition was delayed, the PER The option, A2 in the PER, would cost the tem served over 66,000 people who used
was put aside as well. county a total of $33,909,016 to construct. 11.25 million gallons a day. Over the next 50
A report commissioned by the Bedford The board member went on to express his With this initial cost in mind, the PER es- years projections show that demand on the
Public Service Authority (BCPSA) found frustration with how long the BCPSA was timates that costs for A2 would break even Lynchburg water system will double. Bed-
that Bedford County could see millions of unable to use the PER as a result of the de- with Bedford County’s current water policy ford County is Lynchburg’s biggest custom-
dollars in long term savings with the cre- layed release. He emphasized that the report in 26 years. Based on Lynchburg’s average er and according to BCPSA board members,
ation of a water line from Smith Mountain had great fiscal importance to the BCPSA annual water rate increase of 3%, using the enjoys a great working relationship the city.
Lake to Forest. Upon hearing the Prelimi- and would be instrumental in planning for A2 plan would result in $28 million in sav- In a meeting Tuesday, the Lynchburg City
nary Engineering Report’s (PER) findings, the authority’s future. ings by 2058. Council was briefed on the region 2000
the county board of supervisors requested “The powers-to-be don’t seem to want us In addition to cost savings, the report also Water Supply Plan which included a pro-
that the BCPSA delay the study’s release, to know what’s going on,” he said. predicted that water quality will improve for posal for drought response. In the brief-
citing long term consequences for the coun- January 13, Bedford County Administra- customers as a result of a more direct route ing, council was informed that according to
ty. tor Kathleen Guzi informed Key that the from its source. 2006 data, Bedford County was responsible
“Implementing a regional water system Bedford Board of Supervisors decided to
within Bedford County and connecting to “hold-off ” on the release of the study. Guzi
other regional systems will provide uncal-
culated value in the future,” reads the report
which is still in draft form.
explained that while the study held some
short term benefits, in the long term mak-
ing the study public was against the county’s
Corner Cafe robbed at gunpoint
The Lynchburg Times obtained a copy best interest.
of the Lakes-Bedford-Forest Water Supply “While releasing the PER may achieve
Preliminary Engineering Report through some short term benefits, it is in the best
a FOIA request. The PER, which cost the long term interest of all of Bedford Coun-
county $45,000, was conducted by Ander- ty to hold off on the release,” wrote Guzi. 
son & Associates Inc. and can be found in The Times attempted to contact the coun-
its entirety on LynchburgTimes.com. BCP- ty administrator and all of the supervisors
SA Executive Director Brian Key expects to Wednesday. None responded by press time.
finalize the PER within the next few weeks. Look for updates at LynchburgTimes.com.
According to a member of the BCPSA Out of the many options examined in the
board, who asked to remain on background, PER for a Smith Mountain Lake water line,
the supervisors in a joint committee meeting the report recommended that the most cost
last September, requested that the authority savings would come from connecting the
not release the study for fear that it would SML and Forest Central Water Systems. In
interfere with an upcoming announcement the PER, this option is compared to con-
On Friday, May 6, 2011 at approximately and in the age range of 18-25 years old.
concerning the conversion of Bedford city tinuing to purchase water from the city of
1:19am, members of the Lynchburg Police The police are also seeking any informa-
Department responded to 220 Vernon St, tion in reference to a Black in Color Honda
the business of the Corner Cafe in reference 4 door sedan (or similar style vehicle) that
CUSTOM SIDING to a robbery. Upon arriving on scene, po- may have been in the area just prior to the
& WINDOWS lice officers found the store employees and robbery.

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CONSTRUCTION, INC.
customers at the entrance to the business.
The investigation revealed that one suspect
This incident is currently under investiga-
tion by the Lynchburg Police Department’s
armed with a gun, wearing dark pants, a Criminal Investigations Division.
GUTTERING ROCK VENEER red pullover sweatshirt style shirt, and face Anyone with any information regarding
covered with a mask, approached the em- this crime or the identity of the suspect is
VINYL SIDING CUSTOM COPPER ployees outside the business, and demanded asked to call Detective J.L. Hise at 434-455-
CUSTOM TRIM WINDOWS money. The suspect then fled on foot in the 6173, or Crime Stoppers at 1-888-798-5900,
direction of Bell Street. The employees and visit the Central Virginia Crime Stoppers
HARDIE PLANK ROOFING customers were not injured. website at www.cvcrimestoppers.org to en-
(434) 239-8446 The suspect is described as a light skin
black male, approximately 5”10-6”0 tall,
ter a web tip, or text “CVCS plus your mes-
sage” to 274637.
19950 LEESVILLE RD.
LYNCHBURG, VA 24502 heavy set in build, approximately 250 lbs, – News@LynchburgTimes.com
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for the largest water deficit in region 2000,
meaning they used more water than they
contributed.
Council member Jeff Helgeson expressed
concern that if a drought were to occur,
Lynchburg citizens would suffer more as a
result of how much water the city sold to
surrounding counties and cited Bedford in
particular.
“I’d hate to see us flowing water out to our
neighbors, meanwhile our folks go thirsty,”
said Helgeson.
City manager Kimball Payne responded
that surrounding counties would have to
follow the same drought protocol as the
city. Payne added that Bedford was looking
at alternative sources of water such as Smith
Mountain Lake.
In the April meeting of the BCPSA board,
members struggled with the financial impli-
cations of buying so much water from the
city of Lynchburg. While the county pays
the city monthly for their projected water
usage, Key informed the board members The Liberty University Debate Team, national champions, pose with Lynchburg City Council May 10.
that the county owed the city an additional
$15,000 for its water. This number is down
from a potential $90,000 due to Lynchburg water source. onto the PER because they just don’t want ture, Key was doubtful.
waiving a peak demand factor fee. “I think [Lynchburg] would be challeng- to challenge the city,” said Key. “The PER is just a study, and that’s why I’m
Key also explained that the rising water ing us to find an alternative source if they When asked if releasing the PER on Smith still really puzzled why releasing a study that
rate in Lynchburg was the primary reason brought the fee back in. I know that’s the Mountain Lake could cause Lynchburg to shows what options there are is such a big
the BCPSA was forced to raise rates in the reason the county is asking us to still hold charge the peak demand factor fee in the fu- deal. Just because you have something that
county this year. Key worried that concern says it’s the best thing to do, or even a fea-
for the county’s relationship with Lynchburg sible alternative, doesn’t mean you actually
was a factor in the supervisors delaying the
PER’s release. He added that if Lynchburg City Budget reading: 1 down 1 to go fund it or start the construction. I wouldn’t
think the PER itself would throw Lynchburg
were to apply the peak demand fee it would into a tailspin,” said Key in the April meet-
trigger an immediate need for an alternative By Emily Williams to,” said Foster. ing.
The Lynchburg Times The one member that voted against sev-
PER’s are a common method used by lo-
eral pieces of the budget was Jeff Helgeson.
calities when deciding on large capitol proj-
The Lynchburg City Council approved all He worried that while the budget was effec-
ects. Any recommendations made in the re-
Check out our items on their first reading of the fiscal year
2012 budget Tuesday. While one member
tive in amply funding the schools, rewarding
city employees with $500 bonuses, and sup-
ports are not binding to local governments
and are used simply to inform future deci-
voted against several sections, the council’s porting several non-profits, it forgot to pay
awesome new opinion of the budget, and the discussions
that helped shape it, was largely positive.
attention to the tax payer.
“The only people that are missed in this
sions.
“I don’t think that it’s such a significant is-
sue that it would alienate either of our lo-
web site!
“This is a good budget,” began Council budget are the people footing the bill… for
member Turner Perrow as he read from a the folks at home know that someone is calities,” said Key.
statement. looking out for you and your tax money,”
– emily@LynchburgTimes.com
Perrow said he was most proud of the Her- said Helgeson.
itage High School debt services reserve to Helgeson was also critical of the schools,
which council dedicated a reoccurring figure reiterating his previous point that the city
of over $800,000. The councilman explained funds the schools far above what the state
that if the council can continue to add that mandates. He also drew attention to a re-
amount to reserve, by the time plans for the quest for school employee numbers to which
school were complete the city could borrow the Superintendent had not responded.
$48 million. While he was encouraged by “Buying dental insurance for a teacher
the council’s forethought, he worried that does nothing for the kids,” said Helgeson.
the amount was not enough and hoped that While the other members of council ac-
it could be increased in future budgets. knowledged Helgeson’s points, all agreed
Perrow also emphasized his optimism that that cutting funding from the schools would
the public sector would echo the private sec- not solve any problems.
tors growth in the upcoming years. Mayor The council will conduct a second and Car and Van • Rental and Sales

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Joan Foster and other members of council
agreed with Perrow’s sentiments.
final read through of the budget later this
month. 434-528-4111
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Amherst weekly crime report – May 6, 2011


Grand Larceny, Buffalo Springs Turnpike, Obstruction of Justice, Grand Larceny, Mad-
April 28th; an IPod, several pieces of jewelry ison Square, April 27th; Vivian Irene Car-
and a Nintendo DS were taken from a resi- thorne, a 45 year old female of Dewitt Street
dence, a contractor’s worker that had been Lynchburg, was charged with taking items
ARIES (March 21 to April 19) Home conditions working there was arrested for the larcenies. from Wal-Mart and providing false identity
still demand attention. Also, keep an open mind Arrested was Buster Lee Reeves, a 46 year to law enforcement. When she was finally
about a sudden question of trust involving a old male of Brightstar Court Lynchburg. Mr. identified she was also arrested for probation
close friend. All the facts are not yet in. Reeves was held on a $3,000 secured bond. violation on an outstanding warrant from
TAURUS (April 20 to May 20) With summer just Lynchburg.
around the corner, travel begins to dominate Grand Larceny, Seminole Drive, May 26th;
your sign. Make plans carefully to avoid poten- a Yard Machine riding mower, Bolens front Burglary, Lake View Drive, April 28th; a
tial problems in the first half of June. tine tiller, and a Brute 10 gallon air compres- building was entered at the softball field and
GEMINI (May 21 to June 20) A romantic Libra sor were taken from a storage shed drinks were taken
sets a challenge that your “sensible” side might
question, but your idealistic self finds the pros- Felony Property Damage, Todd Lane, May Petit Larceny, Roses Mill Road, April 27th;
pect too intriguing to resist. The choice is yours. 1st; the front and rear windshield and rear hand tools were taken
Grand Larceny, South Amherst Highway,
CANCER (June 21 to July 22) Those tense times trunk area of a parked vehicle were damaged
April 23rd; an Exmark riding mower, Echo
in your personal life are just about over. Concen- Grand Larceny, Amelon Square, May 5th;
weed trimmer, and a leaf blower were taken
trate on reaffirming relationships. Your love of Obtain Money by False Pretense, Izaak Wal- a GPS unit and an in car stereo were taken
from a shed at Temple Baptist Church
travel opens a surprising new opportunity. ton Road, May 3rd; a resident had their roof from a parked car
LEO (July 23 to August 22) The Big Cat usually repaired and the worker took more than the
Grand Larceny, North Wood Duck Drive,
loves to be in the center of things. But this week agreed upon price and can’t be located Credit Card Fraud, Ridgeview Lane, May 3rd;
April 22nd; a bird bath was taken from a
it might be wiser to watch and learn from the a resident had their credit card used without
yard
sidelines. A Pisces wants to make you purr. Property Damage, Cedar Gate Road, May their permission
VIRGO (August 23 to September 22) “New” 1st; a parked car was damaged
Grand Larceny, Dancing Creek Road, April
is your watchword this week. Be open to new Property Damage, Warrick Street, May 6th; a
29th; 7 radiators, 18 motor heads, and 3
ideas, both on the job and in your personal life. Petit Larceny, Buckingham Lane, April 15th; window was broken out of a residence
transmissions were taken from a farm
A romantic Aries or Sagittarian beckons. a license plate was taken from a parked car – News@LynchburgTimes.com
LIBRA (September 23 to October 22) Some dif-
ficult family decisions have to be faced, but be
sure to get more facts before you act. Be care- foreclosure. These letters are personalized where the consumer lives or the property
ful not to neglect your health during this trying
with the name of the homeowner and the is, and comply with their state laws. Addi-
time.
SCORPIO (October 23 to November 21) You mortgage company, as well as the amount tionally, they have to put fees paid to them
still need to support a loved one through a dif- of the loan. They claim to be able to stop in a special client account.
ficult time. Meanwhile, things continue to work foreclosures, get payments reduced and The scammers’ workaround of the new
out to your benefit in the workplace. even get compensation. ruling? They’re not actually offering mort-
SAGITTARIUS (November 22 to December
Naturally, huge upfront fees are demand- gage modification help. They’re only offer-
21) Aspects continue to favor expanding social
opportunities. A Gemini reaches out to offer a ed -- $5,000 in most cases. ing to sue, using attorneys, and they’re do-
chance for re-establishing a once-close relation- Last fall, the Federal Trade Commis- ing it on an hourly basis.
ship. sion tried to address consumer mortgage If you’re finding it hard to pay your mort-
CAPRICORN (December 22 to January 19)
There’s a potential for misunderstanding in both Mortgage Scam Targets scams with the Mortgage Assistance Relief
Services Rule. The new ruling says that 1)
gage, contact your lender first. They don’t
want your house back. Most of them want
your job and your personal life. A full explanation
of your intentions helps smooth things over. Desperate Homeowners companies cannot demand fees until the only to help you find a way to pay the debt
AQUARIUS (January 20 to February 18) You homeowner has in hand a document from and will try to work something out.
might be feeling restless on the job, but delay Leave it to the scammers to find a way the lender that outlines an acceptable writ- If you receive one of those mass joinder
making any major moves until all the facts are in. around the law. In this case, they’ve dis- ten offer; 2) the company must tell the ho- letters, let your local Better Business Bu-
A Scorpio has a surprising revelation. covered a way to separate desperate hom- meowner what happens if they stop paying reau and the FTC know so they’re aware
PISCES (February 19 to March 20) Your busi-
eowners from their money in a new wrinkle the mortgage; 3) consumers must be told that the companies are working in your
ness sense works to your advantage as you sort
through the possibilities that are opening up. A on mortgage scams. that they don’t have to accept any offers area.
Libra is Cupid’s best bet for your romantic pros- Homeowners across the country have (and don’t have to pay the fees if they re- David Uffington regrets that he cannot
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Liberty University lawsuit against Obama healthcare law hits


Federal Court of Appeals
ent? already submitted an extensive brief and there’s
been a lot of interest and a lot of amicus briefs
Staver: Our arguments are very similar in the [friend of the court briefs filed by interested
sense that we argue that the Constitution does parties on either side] have been submitted as
not give authority to pass the individual man- well.
date but we have additional arguments as well.
We also argue [against] the employer mandate, Question: So two different cases. I mean, what
which the Commonwealth of Virginia does not are the two?
raise and we raise additional constitutional
claims. But the real crux of this is whether Con- Staver: The two different cases are Liberty Uni-
gress, the federal government has the author- versity v. Geithner, which I’ll argue first and then
ity to force every single American to purchase after that it’s the Commonwealth of Virginia v.
a health insurance product of the government’s Sebelius. This commonality between those two
own choosing and definition under penalty of cases is that we both challenge the individual
law. That’s really unprecedented and if we cross mandate, saying that it’s beyond the authority
that threshold then Congress has the ability to of Congress to pass that mandate but Liberty
force every single American to do anything, University’s case that I’ll argue also challenges
whether it’s grow food or buy food or have a the employer mandate and also adds additional
certain kind of motor vehicle transportation, constitutional arguments as to why this law is
literally the power of government has become unconstitutional.
unlimited if this particular law is upheld as
constitutional. That’s why we believe that ulti-
– dan@LynchburgTimes.com
Watch the video of Liberty University Law School Dean Mat Staver online mately, at the end of the day at the United States
Supreme Court this law will be struck down and
at LynchburgTimes.com
be found to be unconstitutional.
By Dan McDermott single American to do anything, whether it’s
The Lynchburg Times grow food or buy food or have a certain kind
of motor vehicle transportation, literally the
LYNCHBURG–Liberty University Law power of government has become unlimited if Listen to audio of both
School Dean Mat Staver provided oral argu- this particular law is upheld as constitutional. oral arguments online at
ment May 10 in Liberty University v. Geithner, That’s why we believe that ultimately, at the end
the school’s challenge to President Obama’s sig- of the day at the United States Supreme Court LynchburgTimes.com
nature health care law. The appeal was heard at this law will be struck down and be found to be
the U.S. Court of Appeals for the Fourth Circuit unconstitutional,” he said.
in Richmond. Question: Good, so tomorrow is just sort of
Staver is also founder and chairman of Flori- Transcript: jumping through the hoops a little bit to get
da-based Liberty Counsel which is representing there?
Liberty University and two private individuals. Liberty University Law School Dean Mat
The case is the first challenge to the Patient Pro- Staver: We’re the first case to be argued at any Staver: Well, I wouldn’t consider tomorrow just
tection and Affordable Care Act to be argued at federal court of appeals in the country and this jumping through the hoops. This is a huge step
the appellate level. particular circuit court usually makes its deci- in the direction but we all know that this is not Reminder: personal property
Liberty University’s case argues against the sions fairly quickly so that means we’ll probably the final step. Usually the federal court of ap-
employer mandate and the individual mandate be the first case to get an opinion and from there peals could clearly be the final step in the road
tax installment due June 6
which were key parts of Obama’s health care it’s on to the United States Supreme Court. So but since this case is of such magnificent impor-
plan. while this is not the last step in the road it is a tance and it covers so many new areas and it’s Lynchburg residents are reminded that
Later Tuesday, the same court heard argu- huge step and we’re looking forward to the ar- novel in scope, no matter which way the court personal property taxes may be paid in full
ments in the Commonwealth of Virginia v. guments. rules—whether it strikes down the law or up- by June 6 or in two installment payments
Sebelius which also challenges the individual holds the law—I think the ultimate destination (June 6 and December 5). In addition, the
mandate. Question: Are you looking forward to kind of is the United States Supreme Court. So that’s full amount of the vehicle license fee must
Liberty Counsel anticipates a ruling from the the tag-team match with you and [Virginia At- a very unique situation that this case presents be paid by June 6. A 10% penalty will be
fourth circuit later this year but expects the case torney General] Ken Cuccinelli? that most arguments at the court of appeals do assessed if either the payment for the per-
will ultimately be decided by the U.S. Supreme not. Most cases stop at the federal court of ap- sonal property tax or the vehicle license
Court. Staver: I’m certainly looking forward to argu- peals. This case I think will go all the way to the fee is not received by June 6.
At a press conference Monday in Liberty Law ing. Our case goes first and then then the Com- U.S. Supreme Court. If you have not received a personal prop-
School’s replica Supreme Courtroom, Staver monwealth of Virginia goes after that so we’re erty tax bill or have questions concerning
said the issue is the limit of federal power. “The looking forward to that dialogue and that give Question: How long do you get to speak? your bill, please contact the Billings and
real crux of this is whether Congress, the feder- and take to see how it goes during the argu- Collections Division at 455-3850.
al government has the authority to force every ments and ultimately of course it’s what the Staver: A total of twenty minutes each side. So Questions regarding personal property
single American to purchase a health insurance judges write not tomorrow but after the deci- we got forty minutes for the first case and forty assessments should be directed to the
product of the government’s own choosing and sion has actually been given. minutes for the second case. Now that’s not a Commissioner of the Revenue’s Office at
definition under penalty of law. That’s really lot of time but there’s a lot of questions that can 455-3870.
unprecedented and if we cross that threshold Question: Have you guys worked with the state take place in that time period and of course a lot – News@LynchburgTimes.com
then Congress has the ability to force every at all or are your arguments completely differ- of this has been done through the briefs. We’ve
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Goodlatte on bin Laden, FEMA’s rejection of assistance


to Va. and one very special Lynchburg garden
for that type of event. Out in the midwest they doing that. It should be saved for things that
have storm cellars and so on but people who are of such severe impact that an individual
live in some of the dwellings around Virginia state can’t bare the burden of helping the peo-
weren’t ready for that at all and were devastat- ple who are devastated themselves. So hope-
ed and some of them lost everything they had fully the state will be able to help. If they are
and so I hope the state is able to help them. not able to do so I’m sure I’ll hear from Gov.
We obviously need on an on-going basis to McDonnell with his views about what was de-
review what the federal government does but cided by FEMA.
I do understand why the federal government For more information on the Anne Spencer
has to have minimum thresholds to be met Historical Garden and museum, visit them on
before the government steps in otherwise ev- the web at www.annespencermuseum.com
ery time there were a house fire or some other
local catastrophe, people would be turning to [Watch the video or listen to the audio on
the federal government and they shouldn’t be LynchburgTimes.com]

Historic Anne Spencer Garden


[Watch the video or listen to the audio on
LynchburgTimes.com]
television and my daughter texted me. She
lives in New York and she said, “What’s go-
ribbon cutting
ing on?” And so I turned on one of the news
By Dan McDermott channels and they said that the President was
The Lynchburg Times about to announce that Osama bin Laden had
been killed. I was very glad to hear that. It’s
Rep. Bob Goodlatte (R-6th) attended a rib- not something that I usually say about the
bon cutting to mark the restoration of the death of somebody but he perpetrated one
arbor and pergola at the Anne Spencer His- of the most evil acts against America in our
toric Garden on Pierce St. in Lynchburg, Va. history and I was in the United States Capi-
Spencer was a renowned American poet. Her tol on the day that the attack took place and
garden is the only known restored African I know that that fourth plane, the one that
American garden in the United States. crashed in Pennsylvania due to the heroic acts
We asked Rep. Goodlatte where he was of the people on board the plane, was headed
when he heard that Osama bin Laden had toward the capitol. So this is something that
been killed and what his thoughts were on ever since then has been very important to me
FEMA’s rejection of Gov. Bob McDonnell’s that we take a very strong stand against ter-
request for federal disaster assistance in the rorism, that we root out the members of Al
wake of dozens of deadly and destructive tor- Qaeda and now we’ve cut off the head and I
nadoes. think that is a major accomplishment and our
Rep. Bob Goodlatte (R-Va.): Well this is brave Navy SEALS based here in Virginia are
the 3rd time I’ve had the opportunity to visit to be commended for their great work.
By Dan McDermott Special Invited Guests and award re-
Anne Spencer’s home here in Lynchburg. She McDermott: Virginia had a couple dozen
was a very significant American poet and she tornadoes, I think over 200 homes destroyed,
The Lynchburg Times cipients included Parks Snead, Sr., Terri
also lived a very interesting life. Many great over a thousand damaged and ten lives lost. Owens, Lanny Hodges, Jane Baber
African American leaders came to Lynchburg Most importantly ten lives lost. The Governor The ribbon was cut to mark the reno- White and Rep. Bob Goodlatte. Cater-
to meet her, to stay at her home here and this just put out word today that FEMA had de- vated historic garden at Lynchburg’s ing was by Eula Duiguid Stamps. Mu-
garden was a very important thing to her and nied his request for federal disaster assistance. Anne Spencer Historic House and Gar- sic was provided by Anthony Andrews.
it’s a great, great project of the Hillside Gar- Any thoughts on that? den Museums May 7. Even an antici- The restoration project was sponsored
den Club that they have completely renovated Goodlatte: Well it’s unfortunate. FEMA pated rain held off long enough for the by the Hillside Garden Club and The
this garden, built this new pergola and arbor does have standards that they set and we have ceremony and photos to proceed. Friends of the Garden.
and it’s really a great occasion to be here if the very serious disasters around the country. Ob-
Anne Spencer was a renowned Amer- For more information on these Vir-
rain holds off. viously some of the states in the deep south,
Dan McDermott, The Lynchburg Times: particularly Alabama, were hit much harder
ican poet. Hers is the only known re- ginia and nationally recognized historic
Alright, I’ve got two more questions and lets than Virginia was and of course the state stored African American garden in the museums, visit www.annespencermu-
get to them real quick because it’s starting to hopefully will be able to use state resources to United States. seum.com or call (434) 845-1313.
rain. One, where were you when you heard the help some of the families who lost their homes The event acknowledged the comple- You can watch the entire ceremony
news about Osama bin Laden being killed? and were devastated. It’s not something that tion of the Arbor and Pergola Resto- online at LynchburgTimes.com
What were your thoughts? people around here expect to see, tornadoes, ration Project. The site dates to circa
Goodlatte: I was at home. I was watching and so often times they may not be prepared 1930. – Dan@LynchburgTimes.com
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to call Crime Stoppers at 1-888-798-5900, vis- Central Virginia Crime Stoppers website at
it the Central Virginia Crime Stoppers web- www.cvcrimestoppers.org to enter a web tip,
site at www.cvcrimestoppers.org to enter a or text “CVCS plus your message” to 274637.
web tip, or text “CVCS plus your message” to
274637. Crime Stoppers will pay up to $1,000 Lynchburg public school seniors
for information regarding this crime. All in-
receive honors recognition
formation is totally confidential.
Residents are reminded to take a few min-
The Lynchburg City Schools Education
utes to look into the background of persons
Foundation, Inc. is partnering with the Lynch-
offering to do work for you. A good rule to fol- • It was British author Douglas Adams, best
burg City Schools to host a Senior Honors
low is to contact the people you are interested
Recognition Program on Wednesday, May 18, known for his “Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Gal-
in having work for you, and to not accept peo-
2011 at 6 P.M. in the Memorial Ballroom on axy” novels, who made the following sage
ple going door to door soliciting work.
Amherst officials looking for the Lynchburg College Campus. The purpose observation: “Anyone who is capable of get-
of the dinner is to honor the top 15 seniors ting themselves made President should on
alleged scammer from E.C. Glass High School and the top 15 se-
no account be allowed to do the job.”
niors from Heritage High School for their su-
The Amherst County Sheriff ’s Office is in-
perior academic accomplishments. This year’s
vestigating several reported scams involving • In the African nation of Sudan, a traditional
program is supported by our area colleges and
senior citizens. On Tuesday May 3rd. An el- wedding includes a ceremony known as
universities: Central Virginia Community Col-
derly couple in the Izaak Walton area of Am- “sungkem,” in which the bride and groom kiss
lege, Liberty University, Lynchburg College,
herst County had roof repairs made to their
Randolph College, Sweet Briar College, and the knees of their parents.
double wide home. A contractor approached
Virginia University of Lynchburg. The event
them and offered to make the repairs for one
will be attended by administrators from the • “Casablanca,” starring Humphrey Bogart
price. He and an employee then did some lim-
Lynchburg City Schools along with Lynchburg and Ingrid Bergman, is one of the most be-
ited work on the roof and when it came time
City School Board members, Lynchburg City
to leave, the couple asked the contractor to loved movies of all time, frequently being list-
Schools Education Foundation Trustees, and
write the check because they couldn’t see to ed at or near the top of lists of the best films
other community representatives. In addition,
complete it. ever made. However, shortly after its release
each honored senior could invite his/her par-
The check he wrote and cashed was for sub- in November 1942, The New Yorker rated it
ents/guardians as well as a teacher from his/
stantially more than the quote he made for only “pretty tolerable.”
her K-12 educational experience who has had
the repairs. As a course of the investigation, a
a lasting impact on the student’s life. Students
reputable local contractor inspected the roof
are individually recognized and receive a cer- • Connoisseurs of frog legs claim that you
and determined that no work had been done.
Crime of the week: Credit card tificate honoring their success. should leave the toes on when frying -- they’re
On May 3rd, the same contractor ap-
This year’s list of honorees:
proached another senior on the south end of fraud E.C. Glass High School: Jeremy Burke,
good for picking your teeth after eating.
the county and solicited to do work for her.
Ben Fisher, Carter Lee Head, Jasmine Phyli-
After receiving $ 8,700 dollars by check, he The Lynchburg Police Department respond- • The deepest hole ever drilled by humans
sha Jones, Sheila Klauck, Katherine McCrea,
demanded an additional cash payment. There ed to a report of a credit card fraud that oc- reached a whopping depth of 7.62 miles.
Timothy Devon Morris, Haley Neisser, Anna
was only a very limited amount of work done, curred on Saturday 04/30/2011 at Wal-Mart, The project, known as the Kola Superdeep
Newton, Kara Simon, Madeleine Skorcz, Hal-
and now he can’t be located by the home own- located at 3900 Wards Rd in the City of Lynch- Borehole, was undertaken in Russia for the
ey Erin Smith, Jeff Soldate, Catherine Valen-
er. burg. The suspect used the victim’s credit card
tine, Elizabeth Ware purpose of scientific research.
The Sheriff ’s Office currently has outstand- without permission to make unauthorized
Heritage High School: Hannah Bondurant,
ing warrants for Ricky Nelson Nelms, a 38 purchases.
Marco Bustamante, Natasha N. Chowdry, • At any given time, about two-thirds of the
year old white male from Lake Vista Drive We are seeking the identity of the female
Waleed Ilyas, Esther Jeoung, Megan Kervin, earth’s surface is covered by clouds.
Forest Va. He is described as being 6’ 1” tall wearing the white dress that is shown in the
Taehun Kim, Maria E. Michael, Kaitlin Mor-
and weighs 250’. He has brown hair and blue store security video footage shown here.
ris, Stefan Moscalu, Terri Motley, Angela
eyes and has been targeting senior citizens in Anyone with any information regarding this • American author, abolitionist, naturalist, his-
Palmer, Somer Sellers, Sarah Stephens, Rosa
our area. crime or the identity of the suspect is asked torian and philosopher Henry David Thoreau
Yoon
Anyone with any information regarding this to call Detective J.L. Hise at 434-455-6173, or died on May 6, 1862, of complications of tu-
crime or the identity of the suspects is asked Crime Stoppers at 1-888-798-5900, visit the – News@LynchburgTimes.com
berculosis. Those who were with him during
his final moments say his last words were
1 medium onion, chopped occasionally. “moose” and “Indian.”
1 can (15 to 19 ounces) black beans, drained and 2. Return bacon to saucepan. Stir in beans, bar-
rinsed becue sauce, ketchup and 1/4 cup water; heat • The tiny nation of San Marino, which is en-
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Weeknight Barbecue and rinsed
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2 tablespoons ketchup the year 301, and the constitution was enact-
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Russell, they all say the same thing regard-


ing what they would say if (certainly when!)
they ended up meeting God. “Why did you
go to such great pains to hide yourself ”? In
the song Could It Be, here’s a line that pret-
ty much sums the song up & makes a bit of
sense & reason out of perhaps why, when
The Weekly Word you include the faith factor, that God, other
than the fact He is not out for power & glory,
Atheism On The Attack does not just appear on the spot whenever we
ask. “Could it be you’ve made your presence
(Part 2)
known, so often by your absence, could it be Mendenhall Carries the Ball
that questions tell us more than answers ever
Or should our response be to allow these do”? It’s a great song & can be found on Mi- Alone
“uncircumcised” hearted individuals to run chael Card’s CD, “Present Reality” from the 1. Who is the only major-league player to catch two The question posed to the listener was as follows:
around & rip our God to pieces, albeit we late 80’s. perfect games? “Who cares what Rashard Mendenhall thinks?”
know they will fail. Perhaps this is why we 2. Name the two players other than Jose Canseco Because, as we all know, the only voices worth lis-
keep silent for the most part? Sort of re- “Out of Context Syndrome” and Mark McGwire to hit 40-plus homers in a season tening to are those of radio talk-show hosts who like to
minds me of the movie China Cry, the Nora for the Oakland Athletics. spend an inordinate amount of time -- in some cases,
This is probably by far the easiest & most 3. How many national titles has the University of Mi- full 15-minute segments of their show -- to address the
Lam story how when they finally agreed to let
glaring example of where Atheists just “don’t ami, Fla., football team won? 140-word missives of a Pittsburgh Steelers running
her go, the Communist officials said “please, back.
take your God with you” & she replied, “to get it”. A big part is of course that barely 4. Who holds the New Orleans Hornets franchise
And, in a more ironic light, they spend that time
do that, you would have to chain the wind”! none of them, but a few hold any classroom record for most career coaching wins?
sucking up our valuable radio spectrum, asserting that
Friends, make no mistake about it, according hours, never mind any Theological degree’s 5. The Philadelphia Flyers lost 8-7 to Tampa Bay in they’re the only ones worthy enough of the signal.
to Barna research, young people are mov- & so they end up tearing apart God’s Word an NHL game in 2010. Against what other team in Absurd.
ing away from the Faith in large numbers as & taking verses & topic’s badly out of con- franchise history did the Flyers lose despite scoring Here’s the thing: Anyone that’s ever done radio knows
Universities get more & more aggressive with text where even the untrained eye, but open seven goals? how challenging it is to fill the time when you don’t have
hearted person can see what they do as well! 6. Name the last Alaskan Native champion of the game enough to do so. Others know that you can have
their secular & liberal agenda’s, socially & re-
Iditarod Trail Sled Dog Race before John Baker in a few caffeine-laden beverages and ramble on to the
ligiously. Bill Mayer, Kathy Griffin & other
Former SNLer, actress Julia Sweeney cer- 2011. point where your radio intern has to cut you off and go to
Hollywood types on a regular basis assail
tainly is one who leads the pack here as she 7. Who was the last American golfer to be named commercial. Either way, I’ll never understand why any
faith. Julia Sweeney, a former cast member journalist or radio jock would complain about an athlete
on her blog has many distortions of Scripture LPGA Player of the Year?
of Saturday Night Live practically details her talking in public.
decent (if I may borrow a word from her self which are really embarrassing to say the least
Mendenhall, a self-confessed “conversationalist and
proclaimed champion Charles Darwin) into & this poor woman built a show around some professional athlete,” tweeted what most people recog-
faithlessness on her blog, which is very typi- of this stuff! Richard Dawkins calls God, as nized as a sympathetic bin Laden post the night after
cal of the road these people travel along the He is revealed in the O.T. countless blasphe- American forces killed the mass murderer.
path of living for themselves. mous names & all because he just looks at
what God did & never takes anytime to see
Answers “What kind of person celebrates death? It’s amazing
how people can HATE a man they have never even
the “what & why’s” of the context. God never 1. Ron Hassey caught perfect games by Cleveland’s heard speak. We’ve only heard one side,” Mendenhall
does anything without a purpose in mind. I Len Barker (1981) and Montreal’s Dennis Martinez wrote.
“The Presence By Your Absence Factor”
could on & on, but always look for the distor- (1991). Hey, I’ll take that debate. Actions speak louder than
tion of the Truth friends, it is always there, words, right? To his credit, he led the AFC champion
This term comes from a song by Michael 2. Reggie Jackson hit 47 in 1969, and Jason Giambi
Steelers in carries (324), rushing yards (1,273) and
Card entitled “Could It Be”. What I think is but sadly people rarely take the time to do hit 43 in 2000.
rushing touchdowns (13). He has 2,439 yards in three
somewhat at the heart of what many of these any in depth study as to why or what, etc. 3. Five times - 1983, ‘87, ‘89, ‘91 and 2001. seasons since being drafted in the first round in 2008
Atheists say, once pressed a bit is that they Al Stewart is the Senior Pastor at The 4. Paul Silas, with 208 regular-season victories. from Illinois.
have gone away from faith because they feel Kirk in Forest, Va. If you want to visit his 5. Hartford beat Philadelphia 9-7 in 1984. So what kind of person celebrates death? Well, just
6. It was Jerry Riley, in 1976. about every religion reveres their martyrs, and a lot of
that God is “hiding” or somehow may be un- blog, just go to:
interested in human affairs? This is just my 7. Beth Daniel, in 1994. people are celebrated in death, but Bin Laden’s death,
guess, but from Richard Dawkins to Bertrand
althearminian.blogspot.com according to most rational opinion, was more than likely
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a good thing. When Phillies fans and Mets fans hug dur-
ing an extra innings game in Queens, New York, you
easily recognize the impact this event had on people.
Since the 9/11 attacks, the New York Yankees have
This could be your ad opted for “God Bless America” during the seventh in-
ning stretch instead of the traditional “Take me out to the
for just $38 ballgame.” It’s an intense experience. For all of the flak
Derek Jeter receives lately, just seeing the earnest look
* or less in his eyes during the tribute makes you understand
Advertise in The Lynchburg Times from the field level how the attacks affected the city.
Jeter speaks for the Yankees because he’s showing
and reach 20,000 readers! respect, but Mendenhall doesn’t necessarily have to
speak for the Steelers, and it’s safe to say he doesn’t.
We’re in every McDonalds, Kroger, But like Jim Brown, Ali and really anyone in our country
Food Lion & lots of other places that cares to, he’s welcome to speak his mind.
He might have given us 140 characters too much, but
at least let the ball carrier speak.
sales@AdvertiseLynchburg.com Mark Vasto is a veteran sportswriter and publisher of
540-683-9197 The Kansas City Luminary.
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• On May 23, 1701, at London’s Execution


Dock, British privateer William Kidd, popularly
known as Captain Kidd, is hanged for five
charges of piracy and one charge of murdering
a crewman. A colorful Kidd legend included re-
ports of lost buried treasure that fortune seek-
ers have pursued for centuries.

• On May 24, 1883, after 14 years and 27


deaths while being constructed, the Brooklyn
Bridge in New York is opened, the largest sus-
pension bridge ever built to that date.

• On May 27, 1894, Dashiell Hammett, author


of “The Maltese Falcon,” is born in Maryland.
He worked as a Pinkerton detective for eight
years and turned his experiences into fic-
tion. The novel was filmed three times: once
in 1931; again in 1936 under the title “Satan
Met a Lady,” starring Bette Davis; and finally in
1941, starring Humphrey Bogart.

• On May 26, 1927, the final and 15 millionth


Model T Ford rolls out of the factory, on the of-
ficial last day of production. Introduced in Oc-
tober 1908, the Model T -- also known as the
“Tin Lizzie” -- got about 13 to 21 miles per gal-
lon of gasoline and could travel up to 45 mph.

• On May 29, 1953, Edmund Hillary of New


Zealand and Tenzing Norgay, a Sherpa of
Nepal, become the first explorers to reach the
summit of Mount Everest, the highest point
on earth. At 29,035 feet above sea level, the
low-oxygen summit of Everest reaches two-
thirds of the way through the air of earth’s at-
mosphere -- at about the cruising altitude of
jet airliners.

• On May 25, 1977, George Lucas’ blockbuster


movie “Star Wars” opens in American theaters.
With its groundbreaking special effects, “Star
Wars” was soon a bona-fide pop culture phe-
!MY(OLMES
nomenon, spawning five more feature films,
five TV series and an entire industry’s worth of
comic books, toys and video games.

• On May 28, 1983, Irene Cara’s song “Flash-


dance (What a Feeling)”, from the “Flashdance”
movie soundtrack, goes to the top of the U.S.
pop charts. The song helped propel the rela-
tively low-budget film to the No. 3 spot on the
total box-office revenue list for the year.
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Extreme athlete Tom Jones joins Bedford Sheriff Mike


Brown in Forest to promote Safe Surfin’ for kids
home I was sexually molested for four years by
the staff there. It caused a litany of problems
in my life and when I decided to take my ath-
letic ability and dedicate that to worthwhile
causes I picked abused and neglected kids at
first and I wanted to go out and I wanted to
go into environments that were much like the
environment that I was raised in,” he said.
Safe Surfin’ is a non-profit group that edu-
cates the public about internet crimes against
children through special events and printed
Watch the complete video online materials. Brown has hosted other celebri-
at: LynchburgTimes.com ties in the past, including basketball superstar
By Dan McDermott Shaquille O’Neal and 70s TV star Erik Estrada.
The Lynchburg Times Brown says the celebrities serve a useful pur-
pose. “We as ‘law enforcement types’ whether
FOREST–Seven-time professional Muay we are sheriffs, troopers, city police officers
Thai boxing champion Tom Jones paid a visit or whoever, in general we just cannot capture
to Forest May 11 to join Bedford County Sher- the attention of groups, individuals, parents,
iff Mike Brown in promoting the Safe Surfin’ teachers, kids like these spokespersons can,”
Foundation. he said.
For Jones, the visit is personal. “I was taken Brown said he is working on a visit by for- Bedford County Sheriff Mike Brown is joined by seven-time Muay Thai Box-
away from my home when I was seven years mer super-model Kathy Ireland, a suggestion ing Champion and extreme athlete Tom Jones at a Forest event to support
old and I was put in a children’s home and that was greeted encouragingly by the male the Safe Surfin’ Foundation, a non-profit group that works to educate the
during the time that I was in that children’s reporters in the audience. public about internet sex crimes against children.

were in attendence. The biggest news of the


evening is that the privildge to be the first
Mascot of the Lynchburg Humane Society
was purchased in our live auction by Mrs.
Sara Candler for her Cavalier King Charles
Spaniel, Higgins. Higgins will be getting his
very own facebook page and represent the
Lynchburg Humane Society at many of their
events.
The Humane Society also be presenting
their first ever Hill City Humane Award to
Peaks View Animal Hospital. The annual
award recognizes the remarkable work of an
Lynchburg Humane Society’s Best individual or business who has worked dili-
Friend Ball raises over $55,000 gently for the benefit of companion animals
in the Lynchburg community.
The Lynchburg Humane Society’s first an- The Lynchburg Humane Society is a non-
nual Best Friend Ball held on April 30th at profit animal welfare organization that
Tresca on 8th raised over $55,000. The Hon- provides a safe environment for the lost,
oray Chairs of the event were Jane, Ken and abandoned, and homeless animals of the
“Sugah” White. This black tie benefit was in Lynchburg community. They strive to pro-
support of the Lynchburg Humane Society’s mote humane and responsible treatment of
Second Chance Fund. Many of the lost and animals, unite lost pets with their families,
abandoned pets come to the Lynchburg Hu- and find loving homes for the animals in
mane Society needing medical attention and their care.
rehabilitation. This fund gives animals a sec- For more information about the Lynchburg
ond chance to receive the medical care they Humane Society, and ways you can support
deserve and receive necessary preventative their life-saving programs, we encourage you
care. to contact Makena Yarbrough, at 434-846-
Guests enjoyed the musical sounds of 1438, ext. #13 or visit their website at www.
Lynchburg City Police Officer Bryant Nowlin receives recogni-
the Almost Brothers Band with silent and lynchburghumanesociety.org.
tion from Mayor Joan Foster for occupant protection month
live auctions. Over 200 people and 23 dogs – News@LynchburgTimes.com
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Mild cognitive impairment doesn’t always become


Alzheimer’s.
The new guidelines allow for a diagnosis much
earlier, before there are even symptoms, when
treatment might still be effective. The earlier di-
agnoses can make use of physical changes (bio-
markers) seen in brain scans, spinal fluids and
blood proteins.
This doesn’t mean they’ve found a cure for
Detecting Alzheimer’s Alzheimer’s, but it does mean that researchers
can use the new information to help find a cure,
in Earliest Stage or at least a treatment. At this point, research-
ers will focus, in clinical trials, on the “preclinical”
Researchers are moving ahead in their quest biomarkers to try to determine which are specific
for a treatment for Alzheimer’s disease. For the to the development of Alzheimer’s and how they
first time since 1984, they’ve come out with a new change.
set of guidelines. By learning just how early the first steps of When you were hospitalized, you had diverticu-
It used to be that there was no diagnosis of Alzheimer’s show up, researchers can develop litis -- inflammation of diverticulum. The neck of di-
Alzheimer’s until the patient experienced com- drugs that will slow the progress of the disease at verticula became clogged with bacteria and pieces
plete dementia. Two years ago, researchers a much earlier point. of hard stool. The diverticula swelled. For mild
from around the world came together to pool all For more information on Alzheimer’s disease symptoms, people can be treated at home by go-
their information and to rethink how they’ve ap- and a close look at the new guidelines, go to the ing on a liquid diet and taking antibiotics. For more
proached the care of those with Alzheimer’s, as Alzheimer’s Association website at www.alz.org severe involvement, people are hospitalized and
well as learn new ways to diagnose it sooner. or call them at 800-272-3900. fed intravenously and given intravenous antibiot-
From those efforts, researchers have been able Matilda Charles regrets that she cannot personally ics.
to identify three specific stages of the disease: answer reader questions, but will incorporate them Now that your diverticulitis has calmed down,
preclinical (brain changes that can show up as into her column whenever possible. Write to her in the only diet you need follow is one with plenty of
much as 10 years in advance), mild cognitive im- care of King Features Weekly Service, P.O. Box fiber -- 30 to 35 grams a day. Fruits, vegetables
pairment (some mental declines that the patient 536475, Orlando, FL 32853-6475, or send e-mail to and whole grains are fiber sources. Many cereals
and others can notice) and Alzheimer’s dementia. columnreply@gmail.com. are filled with fiber: Fiber One, All-Bran, Shredded
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Wheat and cooked oatmeal are examples. You do
not have to take any medicines.
How then did a guy in New York make $16 Diverticulosis Common The booklet on diverticulosis covers this topic in
detail. Readers can obtain a copy by writing: Dr.
million on VA service-disabled veteran-owned
contracts when he wasn’t 1) disabled or 2) a vet- With Age Donohue -- No. 502W, Box 536475, Orlando, FL
32853-6475. Enclose a check or money order (no
eran? A recent court case found the guy guilty cash) for $4.75 U.S./$6 Canada with the recipi-
of the scheming, as well as making false state- DEAR DR. DONOHUE: Will you write about di- ent’s printed name and address. Please allow four
ments and witness tampering. I’m pleased to verticulosis? I was twice hospitalized for it and weeks for delivery.
report that he could get up to 75 years in prison had to stay there 12 days in all. When I left, they
for it. didn’t give me any diet or medicines. I saw my DEAR DR. DONOHUE: I will turn 65 shortly.
I’m also pleased to report that last October, primary doctor later, who didn’t think I had di- My health is just fine. I am out and active. I do
the Veterans Small Business Verification Act verticulosis because they didn’t do much for odd jobs like construction and hauling. Some
VA Cracks Down on was signed, and new levels of scrutiny in the
awarding of contracts were developed.
me. Some tell me that you don’t have to stay on
a diet or take medicine. Is that so? -- N.F.
friends want me to see a doctor just for a physi-
cal because I haven’t been to one in 35 years.

Scammers Additionally there’s a Vendor Information


Page area online where each approved busi- ANSWER: A diverticulum is a tiny pouch formed by
Why should I? All is OK with me. Is it true that
80 percent of men don’t go to doctors? -- C.F.
ness was told in January to provide documenta- the colon lining that has been pushed through the
A percentage of government contracts are set muscular colon wall. Its size varies from 0.2 to 0.4 ANSWER: You’re getting on in years. Bad things
tion within 90 days to verify that their business
aside for service-disabled veteran-owned small inches (5 to 10 mm) in diameter, about the size of happen with aging. You don’t want to be surprised
is indeed owned by a veteran. Failing to do so
businesses. The Office of Small and Disadvan- a small pea. Diverticulosis indicates that the colon by a heart attack, a stroke or a cancer that has
would mean that vendor wouldn’t have a profile
taged Business Utilization was set up to sup- has sprouted many diverticula. It’s most often si- grown so big that it can’t be treated, do you? Those
in the VIP database and the application would
port, guide and counsel those small businesses, lent. Close to one-third of adults at 60 years of age are some of the reasons you should see a doctor. I
be considered incomplete. In other words, no have it. By age 80, two-thirds have it. like your fighting spirit.
and there are many requirements: the veteran
contracts. Diverticulosis is found in countries where grains I don’t believe that 80 percent of men never see
must own 51 percent of the business and be the
It looks like the VA plugged the hole through are refined. Refined grains have lost their outer a doctor.
highest officer in the company, to name just two.
which untold millions of dollars were leaking due coat, the bran. Bran was, at one time, the principal
Additionally the veteran must have a letter from
to non-verification. But we may never know just source of fiber. Fiber keeps stool soft and easily Dr. Donohue regrets that he is unable to answer
the Department of Veterans Affairs stating that
how many dollars have been lost this way. pushed through the digestive tract. With too little individual letters, but he will incorporate them in
there is a service-connected disability, as well
Write to Freddy Groves in care of King Features fiber, the colon has to exert great force to move his column whenever possible. Readers may write
as a DD-214 or its equivalent. Weekly Service, P.O. Box 536475, Orlando, FL undigested food along. That force is responsible him or request an order form of available health
In other words, there’s a paper trail. Theoreti- 32853-6475, or send e-mail to: for pushing the colon lining through the colon wall newsletters at P.O. Box 536475, Orlando, FL
cally, someone reviews the documentation. columnreply@gmail.com. to form a diverticulum on its outer surface. 32853-6475.
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Sudoku! Hocus-Focus
ACROSS 71 “Make - double!” 4 Use a phaser 62 Relief initials?
72 Crack up 5 Scarecrow stuffing 63 Tickle
1 Interrogate 73 “Evil Ways” group 6 Ire 64 Gawk
5 Took a dip 75 - salad 7 Pitch in 66 Violinist Mischa by Henry Boltinoff
9 Engineering course 78 Pennsylvania sect 8 Peak 67 Inexperienced
13 Theater collection 79 Rock’s Tears for - 9 Kind of swallow 68 Inedible fruit by Linda Thistle
17 Government group 81 Squash shot 10 Once more 69 Sound
18 The Fates, e.g. 82 Garage supply 11 Treat alternative 70 “- Gay”
19 Akbar’s city 83 - in (yield) 12 Hot spot? 74 Facilitate a felony
20 Madonna role 84 Beetle Bailey’s boss 13 Mo 75 Fare for a fry
22 Moral man? 85 1,760 yards 14 First name in boxing 76 Hurry
23 Pianist Lupu 86 Put on hold 15 Shinbone 77 Sprite
24 Unwelcome visit? 89 Vane letters 16 Berle sidekick 78 Mr. Lucky’s card
25 Plot 90 Composer Gabriel 17 Pinkett of “The Nutty 79 Gounod opera
26 Narcs’ org. 91 ‘78 Peace Nobelist Professor” 80 Drop a brick
27 Roberts or Robertson 92 Actor Cariou 21 Nautical adverb 84 Juvenal or Swift
28 Took in 94 Downs a donut 27 Favorite 85 Certain shark
31 Dress size 95 Antlered animal 29 Kentucky neighbor 87 Stretchy
32 Start of a remark by 96 End of remark 30 Westminster winner 88 Gun the engine
Marguerite Whitely May 107 Aphrodite’s son 33 Roman poet 90 Mirror image?
37 Malamute medic 108 Jeeves’ master 34 Aerialist’s fallback 91 Crafty
38 Eaves dropper? 109 Say please too often? 35 Senator Hatch 93 Contemporary
39 “- whiz!” 110 Buddy 36 Spearheaded 94 Hold out
40 Assumption 111 “The Full -” (‘96 film) 40 Mama’s boy? 95 Word with good or bad
43 “Tosca” tenor 113 Guitar kin 41 Muscat native 96 Clears one’s throat
45 “Veronica’s Closet” 114 Author Dinesen 42 Marner or Lapham 97 Forster’s “- With a How to play: Place a number in the empty boxes
item 116 “What - Bob?” (‘91 43 Diverse View” in such a way that each row across, each column
48 Haggard film) 44 Khan opener? 98 Singer Summer down and each small 9-box square contains all of
52 Surrounded by 118 Poet Sanchez 45 Actress Ekland 99 Parts the numbers from one to nine.
53 Cook’s cry 119 Level 46 Broadcast in July 100 “- Got a Friend” (‘71
54 Wilbur Post’s confidant 120 Mall event 47 Bustle hit)
Difficulty this week: HOO BOY!
55 Curly poker? 121 Quiet partner? 49 One of the Marches 101 Cosmetician Lauder
56 Crony 122 Singer Lonnie 50 Finished first 102 Everything considered
57 Eisenhower, for one 123 Start a crop 51 Born 103 Bare © Copyright 2011 King Features Syndicate, Inc. © Copyright 2011 King Features Syndicate, Inc.
58 African capital 124 Blabbed 53 Perry’s secretary 104 Kapitan’s command
59 Mansfield or Meadows 125 Conductor Jeffrey 54 Swamp 105 Armistice
61 Author France 57 Reggae’s - and the 106 Table d’-
63 It comes from the DOWN Maytals 112 Flap one’s gums Toward the unity of all believers:
heart 1 Chess piece 58 Cold sound 115 - Tome Question: Mr. Glenn, Is there such a thing as certain truth? Can there be one reli-
64 Weep 2 Retract 59 Pop Art pioneer 116 Prone gious way for you and a different one for me? Many people says that if a person
65 Middle of remark 3 Skater Midori 60 Blind as - 117 Arthur or Benaderet
claims to “be right”, he is arrogant. Supposedly, because we are human, we cannot
be certain of anything. I do wonder if those who say that are certain?? Jesus said
that truth shall set us free (John 8:32). The Bible also teaches that everyone should
be in agreement about truth and that preachers and Christians should all believe and
teach the same doctrine: “that we all speak the same thing, and that there be no divi-
sions among you; but that ye be perfectly joined together in the same mind and in
the same judgment” (1 Corinthians 1:10). There are many other passages. It sounds
to me like the truth should be the same for us all. What do you think? If you would
like to know more about God’s truth, contact us at:
Seven Hills church of Christ, 810 Old Graves Mill Rd., sevenhillscoc@verizon.net
sevenhillscoc@verizon.net,, 237
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