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News and opinion on the Middle East ISSUE #00 JULY 20 2011
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Abbas lies again P.1 Gazas new mall P.2 Israel Hayom beats Haaretz P.2 UNESCO converts MaimonidesP.3 Syria again P.3 How to tell an Arab leftist P.4
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From Al Masry al-Youm: After marking its inaugural opening on Tuesday, the three-story mall in Gaza City now offers products running the gamut. The supermarket has nearly all possible commodities. Shoe stores with popular brand names, such as Nike, Adidas and Fox, sit next to clothing shops displaying window mannequins with hot miniskirts and vibrantly colored t-shirts. On the Andaluseyya malls top floor, customers are able to enjoy quality time with their families, eating at restaurants, playing arcade games and, for the first time in Gaza, watching a movie in the cinema. Escalators, rare sites in this besieged coastal enclave, escort people between floors. To top it off, air conditioning provides much-needed respite from the oppressive heat outside. Once again I am saddened to have to show you the photos of the hopelessness that Gazans are forced to live under - hopelessness that is worse than ahumanitarian crisis.
The captions are written in the style of the Free Gaza Movement, 972Mag, Mondoweiss and Reuters.
Escalators were installed at the insistence of the Zionists who manufactured, and are enriched by, them. This is meant to ensure that proud Gazans get less exercise and more heart attacks, thus contributing to their slow genocide.
when they say that Nutella is an American conspiracy product to taint the brains of 3 yr old kids. mention colonialism every 5 min even though foreign aid has hurt economies much worse. They despise the west and United States but they probably graduated from American University of Beirut they voted for Bush in 2000 because Gore's running mate was Jewish...then they complain about how Bush "stole" Florida they think Norman Finkelstein is a genius "there has always been a secret American plan to invade and split up Iraq into 3 countries." Castro is not ruining Cuba. He is merely teaching his people how common misery is better than greedy capitalism. "The Israel lobby controls the media and the U.S. government." "my daughter is only allowed to marry from my village" the UN is a Zionist conspiracy. The Israel lobby is America's shadow government. Syrian revolt a conspiracy too. a sentence cannot be formed w/o: zionist, racist, imperialism, puppets, conspiracy, corporate. Speaking out against religious extremism is so pass compared to railing against corporations "they bitched and moaned when Bush passed the patriot act and said nothing when Obama renewed it "Palestinians aren't allowed to own land in Lebanon because they want them to go back to their homeland" holocaust denial. Sad but true. The only scholar worth mentioning in regards to the Middle East is Edward Said. If you criticize West they're your best friend,if you criticize Arabs they support you're guilty of Orientalism. "we're replacing Mubarak thugs w our much nicer ones who'll punish the real bad guys (e.g Investors)" Saddam Hussein was a good guy he is just misunderstood. Rage rage against human rights abuses by Obama and Bush. Crickets chirping with regard to Castro, Lenin, Stalin they are secular but praise Osama bin Laden and yell about it on al-Jazeera while screaming conspiracy. their vocabulary consists in one word: colonialism. Ok two, they can say it in Arabic too Having an import cup of coffee at a super lavish cafe while discussing child labour sympathizes with and takes photos of homeless people from his 1000$ Canon camera u thnk wearing a Keffiyeh & nagging will free Palestine, but an economically strong arab world won't. give you a long lecture about horror of fascist dictatorship then praise #Stalin strongly supports freedom of speech except when you disagree with his beliefs they don't smile because smiling is a western conspiracy to distract us from their plot to destroy us. they love revolutions and elections but hate liberty they would rather Palestine never get a state always be occupied, to bitch, rather than them get half the loaf.