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Computer Quotes
"I explicitly give people the freedom not to use perl, just as god gives people the freedom
to go to the devil if they so choose." -- Larry Wall
The only way to learn a new programming language is by writing programs in it. -- Brian
Kernighan
Laws of Computer Programming
(1) Any given program, when running, is obsolete.
(2) Any given program costs more and takes longer.
(3) If a program is useful, it will have to be changed.
(4) If a program is useless, it will have to be documented.
(5) Any given program will expand to fill all available memory.
(6) The value of a program is proportional to the
weight of its output.
(7) Program complexity grows until it exceeds the capability of the
programmer who must maintain it.
(8) Make it possible for programmers to write programs in
English, and you will find that programmers cannot write
in English.
-- SIGPLAN Notices, Vol 2 No 2
I know engineers. They love to change things. -- Dr. McCoy
First learn computer science and all the theory. Next develop a programming style. Then
forget all that and just hack. -- George Carrette [1990]
"The personal computer market is about the same size as the total potato chip market.
Next year it will be about half the size of the pet food market and is fast approaching the
total worldwide sales of pantyhose." -- James Finke, Pres., Commodore Int'l Ltd. (1982)
"The most effective debugging tool is still careful thought, coupled with judiciously
placed print statements." -- Brian Kernighan [1978]
"The better technology does not always sell better, even if it is first." -- William J.
Spencer, Xerox Corporation
"The Street finds its own uses for technology." -- William Gibson
"Standards committees are not the best ways to create a standard. Standards meetings and
standards themselves are horribly political things. One thing that people forget is that
many standards are made by rather small groups of people. A few good people can really
save the day, and a few idiots can really make it miserable for years to come." -- Dennis
Ritchie, coinventor of Unix
Quote of the Week from InformationWeek magazine Oct. 12, 1998 "Believe me, it runs."
-- Oracle CEO Larry Ellison, filling time while an assistant tried to boot up a crashed beta
demonstration of the company's latest database, Oracle 8i, at the Internet World
conference in New York last week.
Newsgroups: alt.alien.research,sci.astro,sci.math,sci.physics,sci.physics.relativity
Subject: Re: Mars GS and Cydonia Date: 29 Mar 1998 18:28:13 GMT " One of the
problems the internet has introduced is that in the electronic village all the village-idiots
have internet access." --"Peter Nelson" (pnelson@lagoon.ultranet.com)
"Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons." --Popular Mechanics,
forecasting the relentless march of science,1949
"I have traveled the length and breadth of this country and talked with the best people,
and I can assure you that data processing is a fad that won't last out the year." --The editor
in charge of business books for Prentice Hall, 1957
"But what ... is it good for?" --Engineer at the Advanced Computing Systems Division of
IBM, 1968, commenting on the microchip.
"So, we went to Atari and said, 'Hey, we've got this amazing thing, even built with some
of your parts, and what do you think about funding us? Or we'll give it to you. We just
want to do it. Pay our salary, we'll come work for you.' And they said, 'No.' So then we
went to Hewlett-Packard, and they said, 'Hey, we don't need you. You haven't got through
college yet.'" --Apple Computer Inc. founder Steve Jobs on attempts to get Atari and HP
interested in his and Steve Wozniak's personal computer.
"640K ought to be enough for anybody." -- Bill Gates, 1981
"Documentation is like sex. When it's good, it's very good. When it's bad, it's better than
nothing."
How to address IS concerns about the growing size of desktop software: "Through more
software. Computers are complex devices. You only get simplicity by putting a lot of
work -- a lot of code -- into making them simple." That's from Paul Gillin, editor of
Computerworld, talking to Nathan Myhrvold, Microsoft's chief technology officer.
Computerworld, Mar 10, 1997.
"I am Pentium of Borg. Precision is Futile, Prepare to be Approximated."
Parkinson's Law of Data: "Data expands to fill the space available for storage."
Asminov's Three Law's of Robotics