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April 2008
Cast:
Pratama Eka Dharma as Red Riding Cap
Ryan Swaine as Wolvie
Tonny Sutiono as the Woodsman
Kevin Giovani as Grandpa / Narator
Cecilia Setiawan as Mommy / Narator
Plot:
Once upon a time, in a far away village, Grandpa was ill. So Mommy urged her son, the
boy known as Red Riding Cap, to travel across the Forbidden Forest to bring poor
Grandpa some food… A very special fruit. Unbeknownst to the boy, the Forest was
enchanted, and it was content with unspeakable terror and danger awaited in the form of a
hungry Wolf… But was the beast the only threat along the way? Would Red survive the
day? Who would come to the rescue? Well, would anyone even care to rescue them?
Act I
Fairytale Or What?
Narator : Once upon this time, in a far far away village called, well, the Village,
lives a boy who loves wearing a red cap so much, all the time, and so he
earned the name Red Riding Cap. He lives with his mother in a tiny cozy
Mommy : (gasps) Gracious goodness me! The sky must have fallen! (from “Chicken
Licken”)
Red : (screams and runs) Kyaaa! Run and save your lives!
Mommy : Huh?
Mommy : That’s just an idiom, stupid. Look, I’ve just received an sms from your
Grandpa, that lousy grumpy useless old man. He’s ill, and he got no more
food left.
Mommy : I was considering leaving him starving to death, but since you’re willing
Narator : It so happens that Grandpa lives in the woods, half an hour from the
village. So…
Mommy : Here you go, Son. This is a poisonous apple… (grins evilishly) I mean,
must eat this apple immediately! Do not leave the pathway, or you’ll get
lost.
Mommy : Ihihihihihihi.
Narator : Poor Grandpa! I know, I know, that’s the legendary poisonous apple from
the Snow White fairytale! This evil woman will use it to kill the poor old
Mommy : (to Narator) Shut up! Don’t mess up with my brilliant plan! I’ll be rich!
Narator : (to self) Hmm, I wonder what the poisonous apple is doing here in this
story…
Narator : Well, unacknowledged by Red Riding Cap, this Forbidden Forest is full of
terrifying creatures and nasty beasts, and the meanest, wickest, ugliest
(Wolf howls)
Narator : Red Riding Cap has never met a wolf before, so he isn’t scared at all. And
Red : Nah! According to every encyclopedia and historical documents, there has
never been any case of an animal speaks! Wolves can’t speak! (Wolvie
Red : Oh.
Wolf : Good day to you boy, you’re the Red Riding Cap, aren’t you?
Red : To Grandpa’s house. I’m bringing him some food from my mom.
Wolf : (to self) Now that sounds yummy. (counts) A grandpa, a little boy and
Wolf : (to Red) Where does your Grandpa live, Red Riding Cap?
Red : (innocently takes out a map) Not far. (Wolf takes notes / draws on the
whiteboard) We’re in the middle of the Forest, so walk straight north for
50 metres, then turn west, then walk 87 steps to your left, then take a bus
to the nearest McD, then walk north for 90,35 centimetres ahead. For
grandpa_cute_and_lonely@forbiddenforest.com.
Wolf : (looks at drawing/notes) That’s just the same as if you tell me to walk
Narator : And it so happens that the Wolf knows a shortcut to Grandpa’s house,
Woodsman : (to self) Hmm, I would really like a house. I’m homeless and these days
Wolf : Aih.
Who would win? Would Grandpa lose his life or his house? Who would come to rescue
them all? Who was the real mastermind behind everything? Would cute and lonely
Act II
Narator : And back to the ring, the Wolf is in the red corner and the Woodsman is in
busway shortcut, the Wolf manages to reach Grandpa’s house faster than
Red does.
Wolf : (arrives) Finally! Meal time! Wehehehehe. (produces fork and knife)
Grandpa : (on bed) Gracious goodness me! A very big dog! The sky must have
Wolf : Besides, I’m not a dog!!! Can everyone please stop calling me a dog?!
Grandpa : (pulls script out from beneath pillow) Ow, okay, I see.
Director : Cut! Cut! Let’s start over, everyone! Camera, roll… Action! Star Mild!
Grandpa : (on bed, with a binocular) Yikes! An evil Wolf is coming! I must hide!
Wolf : (creepy voice) Grandpa… Delicious old Grandpa… Come out, come out,
Wolf : Whot?! That boy! What must I do? Oh, I’d better pretend to be Grandpa.
Wolf : (clears throat) Ehm. (with silly voice) Aww, sweetheart, come here.
Woodsman : (to Red and Grandpa in a very cool way) Do not fear, the monster has
been defeated.
Red : Oh the mighty Woodsman, as a gift for your bravery, please have this
Woodsman : (to self) Hmm, okay then. I will eat this apple first to please them, and then
Narator : (checks script) Er, it turns out your mother has poisoned the apple to kill
Woodsman : (wakes up) Yeah, so stupid! This [censored] house is supposed to be mine!
Wait a second, this house is ugly! I don’t even wanna have it!
Grandpa : That script is so pointless! I don’t have any important lines besides,
“Aww!”
Red : Yeah, and what the [censored] with this thing! (throws cap away) I don’t
even like red! I love pink! Can’t I be the Pink Riding Barbie instead?
Wolf : (suddenly enters) And I will never ever eat him! (points at Grandpa) I’m
Red : (points at Wolf) Plus that [censored] dog should not speak!
Wolf : How many times I have to tell you [censored] idiot people! I’m not a
Grandpa : (grabs script) And so without the Narator, we all live happily ever after!
The end!
-The End-